A timely security warning

The RBN crew has launched another attack, just before Christmas.

Whatever you do, don't go to any website mentioned in an email

I love this Carol!
Santa Said, HO HO HO
Christmas Email
he Perfect Christmas
Find Some Christmas Tail
Time for a little Christmas Cheer
Merry Christmas To All
Warm Up this Christmas
Mrs. Clause Is Out Tonight!
The Twelve Girls Of Christmas
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Cold Winter Nights

And I mean, don't even go to the url. This includes you, Dodger.

 

Anyone who clicks on any of that deserves anything they get.

 

..>> And I mean, don't even go to the url. This includes you, Dodger.

I got nothing. So that would be right then. *

 

If they're anything like the "You've been sent an ecard.." sites then they
don't *appear* to have any content..... however this is while they are
trying to attack with av virus, trojon and 'bot program they can launch.

I trust your firewall is secure and your AV etc are up-to-date.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

One of my neighbours rang me earlier to let me know that a dodgy Transit
van has been seen in the village and reported to Plod. Apparently, the
number plates are registered to a black Fiesta.

Oh joy.

Excuse me while I make sure everything's loaded^W secure.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

It was a feeble attempt at a joke. Me no clicky.

 

This'll be the same Dodger whose credit card has been used by persons
unknown over 20 times in the last week, yes?
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..93550../..25068.../..31928.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD

We only have your word that this post was even from you.

What's your UKRM PIN?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

876985*2134658#9745231.0256987562

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..93550../..25068.../..31928.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD

Oh.

It is you then.

Have you given Linda the bright-lights-and-rubber-hose treatment with
regards to the "phantom" transactions?

It probably wasn't her, but it's Christmas and it'll help pass the time
while you wait for the refunds.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Wilson

Shh! I've just bought three of Nige's old bikes with it.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Er, no. I don't wish to spend Xmas day under the decking. In bits.

Refunded (<=120) within 3 minutes of ringing 'em up. Luckily, they
thought it looked iffy, and barred it last Tuesday - since when four
grand's worth of transactions have been blocked.

Oh, and this all pre-dates that "critical error message" shenanigans
by a few days.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..93550../..25068.../..31928.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Ooh, can you buy his next one please, I'm skint.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Sold STC)
Suzuki SV650 K3 (For sale - email for details)
Honda CBR600 F-W (Trackbike)
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka (Winter hack)
Suzuki GSX-R750L (Breaking)
Suzkui TS50X x2 (Building)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD

No sense of adventure, some people.

Happened to my Shite Old Dad a couple of weeks ago. Petrol stations are
the current favourites for card skimmers, apparently.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

I would, but I need to spend a fucking fortune fixing all the problems
with these three.

Sorry.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Wilson

Heh.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

You'd fit under the decking? In bits?