A Whole New World

The reviews here http://tinyurl.com/y7gkkk are well worth a read
or this if you prefer the full link
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/...te&n=229816&s=music&customer-reviews.start=21

 

OH NO!
Not again....

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
<runs away screaming>

 

What the **** is wrong with her nose ?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Klaatu belched forth and ejected the following:

Someone stuck some Plasticine in the shape of a pig snout.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Klaatu

A combination of cut-price[1] plastic surgery and truly heroic
quantities of Columbian marching powder, one imagines.

[1] Ha!
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Looks in mirror, oh yeah.

 

"It's not often that you can buy a record which is sung by 3 huge tits. "

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

I came across this a couple of weeks back. I especially like the line about
Peter Andre viewing Katie's talents on the hotel porno channel. I am amazed
Amazon have left the reviews there - and rather pleased.

Ali