I work from home and get more than my fair share of doorsteppers trying to sell me something I don't want. However, I've just completely lost it with some very persistent Yarpie twat from Porridgewog Power who wouldn't take no for an answer, despite being asked nicely. "WHICH PART OF FUCK OFF AND ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE YOU DEAF CUNT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" Much to the amusement of my neighbours, who provided a round of applause and loudm encouragement, I'm pleased to report he looked more than a little miffed as he left, but I think he realised just how close he'd come to having his clipboard stuffed where it might hurt.