Accordian murders

It grew on me as it went along.

 

How about Speed the Plough "throbber" style?

 

So do moulds and fungi.

I suppose the individual notes, when played in isolation, with a gap between
them wouldn't be too bad. That combination is the aural equivalent of
regurgitated crayons. Colourful, yet vile.

 

I think I'd pay both accordianists off.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

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You can't, they're unionised.

 

Ah. HBOS workers, presumably.

 

Feck. Sorry: ****!! <forgot this is ukrm>

Two hands, and two brains, obviously.[/QUOTE]

Magic indeed, but not a lot different a ****-off good piano player playing a
piano, or an organist who uses his feet for bass and can still play
different stuff with each hand.