Advertising

The local Jagwagh dealer[1] down the road has put some huge vinyl
lettering signs up in their windows to advertise the current Jags.

Highlights are:

"New 2.2 Deisel X-Type"

"0% Finance, Higher Purchase Also Available"

In 2 foot high letters....


[1] H A Fox of Worcester in case anyone wants to go point and laugh.

 

I saw some "reel wood" flooring in B&Q last week.

 

yeahbut were they reel?

 

They offer higher perches in our local pet shop...

 

I saw a fairly fit bird's tits fall out of the bottom of her crop-top
as she reached up to get a tin of paint in B&Q last week.

This is the 2nd time I've seen such a thing there now - might start
going more often.

 

Nice.

I got an e-mail from a manager at our place that works a 4 day week, in
the footer it says - PLEASE NOTE: I do not work on Friday's"

I'm really fighting the urge to respond with: Robinson Crusoe will be so
relieved. But so far I've not done...

 

You could also try the chiller cabinets at Sainsburys on a nice warm
day. The blast of ice cold air as the same fit birds walk past does
wonders for their pokey-out bits.

Mikey

 

maybe not, but they were for higher . . . .

 

Hope you get a better luck next time.

 

I didn't get a feal.

 

thanks, mite.

 

Unreal. I remember when Dutton Forshaw in Preston were doing the
cheapest Citroen Picassos in the country - had all (9 or 10 at a guess)
their windows plastered with decals several foot tall, bright red lettering.

except they'd not noticed "Piccaso" in the proof reading stage.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I wouldn't have thought that would have mattered too much in Preston.

 

You are SteveH and I claim my 5 free trips in a devastatingly fast cross
country weapon (based on the VW Golf floorpan).

 

"New 2.2 Deisel X-Type"

There is a health shop near me that offers Complimentary medicine as
opposed to Complementary. It must be head ache pills that tell you how
attractive you are as you get them out of the box.

The best is in Scorton, they have a plaque on which Millennium only has
one "L"

 

I concur, it's the main reason I got out of the motor insurance industry.

Care in the community is fatally flawed, the loonies are amongst us.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Can't see the problem, I've worked on the railway for some years and
dealt with the little darlings all that time and seem to cope fine.

 

HEY!

 

The Fiat commercial vehicles dealership around the corner has a
demonstrator 16 seat minibus often parked in a quiet side road next to
their premises. It's proudly painted up with the words:

"Your following a 16 seat Ducato minibus" on the back.

The temptation to affix a printed sign reading "illiterate fuckwit"
over the last part of the sentance is almost too much to bear.

 

Ah, but you're isolated from most of the time and know that many of them
wanted to be you [1] when they grew up.

[1] or somebody like you.