Age.

Fifty fucking two. Today. Bollocks.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Speedgazebo MOTP

I've heard of polyorchidism, but that's ridiculous. I should see a
doctor.

 

Best years of your life, sonny. When you're my age, you'll look back
and realise that.

 

Is that actually true, or is it that that's as far back as you can
remember?

 

Yes.

 

Makes my 45 today seem not that bad.

Though I felt very old yesterday; having received a call from the
delightful young lady at the local VW garage to say they had a couple of
cars in that might interest me, I left Horse at home doing some homework
and went in for a look.

I apologised that I was in a bit of a rush as I was babysitting and
needed to get back to the lad.

"oh cool", she replied, "you've got grandkids..."

 

....but better than the alternative.

Tim (aged 53 & 3/4)

 

Kids of today ......

 

You old ****. HAppy birthday

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

Blimey. Only two months younger than me.

 

and you dont look a day over 60...

 

Official antique.

 

ian field wibbled forthrightly:

Does he get classic insurance now?

 

Eh? You're sixty something, aren't you?

 

**** me, you look like you spent the last year in the river with the
local hookers...

 

<menacing stare>

 

And you can **** off an' all....

 

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

 

I've got the big five zero coming up in October. Seems quite unreal.
Fucked if I feel nearly 50.

 

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