Ah well....

It had to be my pal Dave. (ex Aprilia RSV Mille, ex Speed Triple, ex
Fireblade to name a few)

Now the proud owner of a Ducati Deivil Carbon. Delivery this Thursday.

At least I get to HAGM.

 

Diavel? I saw one last weekend. Ugliest Ducati since the seventies GT.

 

****, from the title I thought he'd shuffled off his mortal coil. Ah, a
Ducati...

 

The Hairdresser?

 

I saw one at Riders in Bristol and thought it looked rather nice.

So I slung a leg over it and thought it was 'orrible. I was expecting a
nice relaxed riding position similar to a B-King, but it was all rather
cramped and unpleasant.

 

No, this one's owns a bodyshop in Manc.

 

I've just been down to have a look (still at the dealers until tomorrow
afternoon) and a sit on it. Pretty comfortable and *much* more so than the
other bike he bought at the same time An 1198 SP.

****.

I found it good apart from the seam running down the length of the seat
edges. Possibly could have something to do with size of the rider?

The pillion perch was good too and I thought the retractable pillion pegs
were fucking magic.

 

Ah, spray on tan and anal bleaching.

 

Don't forget the vajazzling.

 

I thought that went without saying, we are talking football central.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

It's a rum old world, and no mistake. And UKRM is, as ever, a source of
education.

 

vajazzling and british balloon warfare in one day, it was worthwhile

 

I'd do both if it made me as much cash as my pal's making right now.