Air..

Just popped down to the local garage/mini mart for some groceries and
noticed the air machine is now 40p to use.

8 bob to fill the tyres bloody heck

--
Steve Parry
BMW R80RS, BMW R45, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 K1200GT SE
95 BMW F650, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
07 VW Passat SE Estate for comfort
www.gwynfryn.co.uk

 

<pats 25 year old Hilka compressor>

 

Looks towards garage where unopened box lies housing an Aldi special
airy type thing

 

<Pats foot pump>

--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

**** off to alt.masochistic.fitness.types where your sort are tolerated

 

Pats Wolf compressor *AND* foot pump.

--
Gavin.
http://www.stoof.co.uk
For the road: GSXR600 K1
For the track: GSXR400 GK76A
For the rest: Citroen Belingo

 

Gavsta wrote;

Pats wife.

 

Pats foot pump, compressor and teeny plug into fag lighter compressor

--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

<Pats flat tyres, looks confused>

 

I would've thought consumption of all that cider would provide a suitable
inflation mechanism. Just need to molish an adaptor.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, malc

<pats Pat>

<notices Colin looking grumpy>
<scarpers>

 

Pats 90cfm compressor, 100ft airline and someone aft enough to get down on
their knees and "blow me" up

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

D'you know, it seems a very 'clean' beverage; no headaches, no digestive
disorders, no flatulence. No more than usual anyway. For something I made in
a large plastic bucket, that's quite something.

 

sounds like you made Woodpecker

 

Well at least one of us got a screw from you.

 

Pats free air line at Tescos.

Punches thief who ripped the end off the air line...

 

It appears that once again it is time to have a pop at all you
gravity using tossers who appear to be unable to attribute your
post content properly. Fucking sort it out eh?

In fact, it only takes a couple of seconds to cut out all that
crap that Agent, turnpike, OE, Windows mail etc seem to want
to insert as attribution text, like what I do. I do it because
I like clarity and (of course) since I respect you all.

 

who are you, and what have you done with the real Alex Ferrier?

 

</charm mode>

Damn it, I'd've gotten away with it, if it wasn't
for you tossers.

 

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Alan