alarmed?

What's a good alarm to stop my bike from getting
burgled?

Should I (can I be arsed?) build one, or just
buy one?

Which bits are impotent? Tilt sensor? vibration
sensor? microswitch under the seats? ignition
cutout whassname? current sensor? Proximity
(whatever the hell that is!) thingami?

(Or should I just get a chain, a big black
dog and a shotgun?)


TIA,

G

 

Regardless of what you have, if the bastards want your bike they'll get it..

TB
Sad and fond memories of a CBR250R.. If they catch the people who stole it,
I want first dibs at natural justice..

 

Aka kidney removal via blunt spoon.

 

After the pulling out of fingernails and teeth with pliers and other
assorted un-niceties..

TB

 

You could try stacking it !!!

Nobody wants my broken pink bike !!!!!

 

The chain, dog & shotgun option looks best to me.

Don't forget the big sign out the front.

"Bike guarded by savage dog & man wielding shotgun 4 nights per week.

Your guess which four."

DaZZa

 

It isn't that it's stacked and broken... it's just because it's pink!


G-S

 

Hey mate,

Don't knock the pink bike.

You will hurt my feelings and the bike's feelings

Charmayne

 

The bits that don't function as advertised?


BTH

 

aaaaaI'm comin up so you better get the party started

TB

 

They just want the bits... of the pink.. bike.

Oh, never mind.

G

 

And there was me thinking it was "aaaaaI'm goin' out so you better
pour some petrol on me!"


BTH
*Whoomf!*

 

Please Lord don't let me be...

hmmm, I S-ed the wrong reference, clearly...

big

 

Only if it was in the controlled environment of a booth

TB

 

Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I
feel the pain
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.


TB

 

It's from Constipated by Weird Al Yancovic

TB

 

Don't make me come over there!


BTH
(Actually, I *will* be on your patch tomorrow night...)

 

I thought it might be an extract from TB's diary.

 

Until the bike is fixed we're considering it to be in a coma, ergo no
feelings to hurt.

 

That is so wrong on so many counts..

TB
Bendigo?