Alcohol Order

Please can I have:

1. Bottle of Old No 7
2. 24 cans Stella Artois
3. 1 Bottle thunderbird
4. 6 Bottles Newk B.
5. 400 B&H and 400 Marlborough
6. Some poppers
7. Assorted balloons and party hats.

Delivered in the next 1/2 hour please as there are
3 quite lovely young blonde things (2) and a couple of mates
of mine, just back from the pub here.

We are on our last pinch of snuff and need some fuel.

Am at home, South West London, Address to be
e-mailed shortly.

Payment by cash (1) at the door, or you can
come in, and I will pay you "in kind"

1. Come alone.
2. Be Quick

 

I always jump on the computer for a bit when I bring a woman back from the
pub.

 

gives her a few minutes to get to know your wife before the threesome,
I suppose.

 

Threesome? I quote:

"and a couple of mates of mine"

....?

 

Sounds fun

 

So what the f*ck are you doing wasting your time posting to UKRM for
ya daft muppet! ;-)

Andy
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Andy Cunningham
Stockholm, Sweden
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Andy Cunningham

Deciding if it's pinky and ring finger or thumb and index finger
playing the male part in this party.

 

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I was replying to Sorby, not Klaatu.

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darsy wrote:
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I realised that about a minute after posting; appologies O' thread-wise one.