Alcohol Order

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Klaatu, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. Klaatu

    Klaatu Guest

    Please can I have:

    1. Bottle of Old No 7
    2. 24 cans Stella Artois
    3. 1 Bottle thunderbird
    4. 6 Bottles Newk B.
    5. 400 B&H and 400 Marlborough
    6. Some poppers
    7. Assorted balloons and party hats.

    Delivered in the next 1/2 hour please as there are
    3 quite lovely young blonde things (2) and a couple of mates
    of mine, just back from the pub here.

    We are on our last pinch of snuff and need some fuel.

    Am at home, South West London, Address to be
    e-mailed shortly.

    Payment by cash (1) at the door, or you can
    come in, and I will pay you "in kind"

    1. Come alone.
    2. Be Quick
     
    Klaatu, Feb 26, 2004
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  2. Klaatu

    Sorby Guest

    I always jump on the computer for a bit when I bring a woman back from the
    pub.
     
    Sorby, Feb 26, 2004
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  3. Klaatu

    darsy Guest

    gives her a few minutes to get to know your wife before the threesome,
    I suppose.
     
    darsy, Feb 26, 2004
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  4. Klaatu

    Slider Guest

    Threesome? I quote:

    "and a couple of mates of mine"

    ....?
     
    Slider, Feb 26, 2004
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  5. Klaatu

    wessie Guest


    Sounds fun
     
    wessie, Feb 26, 2004
    #5
  6. So what the f*ck are you doing wasting your time posting to UKRM for
    ya daft muppet! ;-)

    Andy
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    Andy Cunningham
    Stockholm, Sweden
    R1150GS
    UKRMMA#17
    The UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmfaq1.html
     
    Andy Cunningham, Feb 26, 2004
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  7. Klaatu

    PeterT Guest

    Andy Cunningham
    Deciding if it's pinky and ring finger or thumb and index finger
    playing the male part in this party.
     
    PeterT, Feb 26, 2004
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  8. Klaatu

    darsy Guest

    <fx: subtitles for the hard of thinking>

    I was replying to Sorby, not Klaatu.

    </fx>
     
    darsy, Feb 26, 2004
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  9. Klaatu

    Slider Guest

    darsy wrote:
    [snip]
    I realised that about a minute after posting; appologies O' thread-wise one.
     
    Slider, Feb 26, 2004
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