All the excuses in the book

Discussion in 'Bay Area Bikers' started by mentALEXcersize, Jul 9, 2005.

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  1. The article was lacking in completeness -- there wasn't anything
    presented in it that indicated he willfully evaded (I'm not saying
    that he didn't). I recall splitting lanes at 80 mph one Sat night
    in the 80's, in my foolish youth, and discovering that I had earned
    the attention of some CHPs as I was slowing to exit at University
    Ave in Berkeley. There were 4 motor officers and two cars with
    two officers each in pursuit of little ol' me. Two of them had me
    follow them directly to the Berkeley city jail, while the others
    followed. They towed my bike and gave me a ride home. Seemed like
    a fairly reasonable and inexpensive result, which they decided on
    after conferring ("we have decided that you are not orcs").

    IOW quoting an officer who said "he looked back at me and ran" would
    have been enough to convince me. I'm not saying that I've never been
    150 on a public highway, but there's nowhere on 101 where that's
    remotely safe, esp. with traffic. 280, on the other hand, or sections
    of I5... ;-)

    You're right, 'woof -- the lame excuse of being in a hurry is not
    going to cut it when you're nabbed. I also don't think the excuse
    of not endangering others cuts it -- you shouldn't scare
    the bejesus outta them, either (unless they specifically merit it!).

    Bottom line: the dumbfuck isn't making things better for the rest
    of us two-wheeled motorists. When's the hanging? ;-)
     
    Michael Sierchio, Jul 9, 2005
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  2. Years and years ago I bought my first bike (if I can use that word), a
    Lambretta 200. At the time it was the only model of scooter that was
    freeway-legal, but almost every time I took it on the freeway I'd get
    pulled over. I kept a certificate in the glovebox and I'd show it to
    the LEO and he'd smile and apologize and tell me to be careful and let
    me go.

    So one day I'm riding along the newly-opened stretch of 280 between
    Cupertino and Palo Alto (that's how long ago it was) when I heard a
    funny sound on my right. I look to the right and there's a CHP car
    driving alongside me with his window open, hailing me with a hand-held
    bull horn! I pulled over.

    The CHP told me that he'd been following me for more than a mile,
    first with red lights, then with a siren. I felt like a complete
    idiot, and I was sure he was going to put the cuffs on me right then
    and there. I made lame-sounding (but true) excuses about (1) the
    mirror vibrated so much it was useless and (2) the wind roar in my
    helmet. I showed him my certificate. To my astonishment he smiled
    and let me go. I think he even apologized for stopping me!

    So anyway, it's possible. But 150 mph? No excuse for that.
     
    blazing laser, Jul 10, 2005
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  3. "Jury"?? Great - another jerk who can hire a lawyer to keep him out of
    lock-up, instead of taking his lumps when he knows hw's wrong. I'm
    surprised the cops didn't beat the shit out of him or shoot him, like
    they would me & some of my pals. Lucky for us all he didn't wreck &
    kill some pregnant woman or old fart...or run over some kid, like the
    other MF who got house arrest last week in SF after a hit-&-run on a
    4-year-old girl.


    Makes me sick. This CLUELESS %$# SQUID is no doubt one of those
    "fashion bikers" who makes the scene at Zeitgeist/Sunday
    ride/84/Skyline etc. but would never dream of going on an AMA or MMA
    run, or listening to someone like Paladin (RIP) or the legendary Allen
    Slaughter discourse. I hope to Christ he stays away from the SFMC...I
    just hope I don't know him.

    Probably cuts off the aging UJM & touring types (guess which I am!) on
    those little backroads, but lacks the balls and/or courtesy to stop &
    help a fellow Motorcycle Enthusiast..but will sneer at them.

    OK, I mean, I've broken a ton on the lower deck of the Bay Bridge
    whilst drunk & /or otherwise loaded. Once in '84, a buddy & I barreled
    down Milpitas & SanJo via Morrill, skunk-drunk...never stopping for
    signs, or nuthin'. Dumb? Yes.

    ....and other stupid things that I'm not proud of.

    NOT as lucky have been the brother & sister bikers I've had to bury
    over the years, because either they or who they were riding with pulled
    the idiot move.
    One in particular was a kid who went to Sunnyvale High named Pete
    Mirelez. One night in '79, Pedro & his passenger decided to see how
    fast the '76 750 Honda SuperSport would go down either FairOaks Ave or
    Lawrence Expwy. ...fast enough to stack them into a 40-foot trailer
    making a legal u-turn. I heard it was so bad that the cops couldn't
    tell who was operating the bike.

    Also the hot dog on the Sunday ride years ago who made the asshole
    move, went down & killed a couple other riders...he lived.

    I hope this spoiled dipshit realizes how fucking lucky he is to be
    alive, and figures out that one should get on a track if one is to
    pretend they're on the cover of Motorcyclist.


    Hell, someday, I'll put good tires on the (in)famous BCW & try my luck
    at Sears, or Laguna. I wonder if I can find a Body Condom, Diving Bell
    Suit or radiation jumpsuit in XXXS or better yet shrinkwrap. That
    oughtta restrict me. ;)


    "Ride hard, die fast"...or spend a week in Highland, looking at your
    injured leg...because you were in a hurry & decided to run a light, or
    better still had some cage driver plow into you.

    "Restrictive clothing"?? Take away his 'sickle, give him one of those
    lawnmower scooters & a straight-jacket, or 'cuffs & leg-irons, and then
    see if he plows into a semi.
     
    croaking_lizard, Jul 11, 2005
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  4. mentALEXcersize

    JB Guest

    Thanx for expressing this view. It echoes what I have been thinking.
    This squid gives all of us
    bikers a bad name. Cagers & politicians don't always distinguish
    between pipe-smokers and
    hot dogs. I was going to say we bikers need to 'police our own' when
    we see young bucks
    doing this sort of thing give them an earful ... but when I was young I
    never listened.

    BTW: I did not ride when I was younger - in my 20's I was so
    hot-tempered and impulsive I
    would have died or wound up in a wheel chair. Nevertheless, sans
    motorcycles I had
    antics which caused the LAPD to show up a few times.

    Nowadays I'd be labeled a terrorist for my youthful indiscresions and
    sent to Guantanmo Bay
    -but that would just hurt me. If these squids keep it up, someone is
    going to try to ban sportbikes
    on city streets or somesuch. Sigh.
     
    JB, Jul 11, 2005
    #5
  5. Ahhh yesss.....After many a coffee in Boulder Creek one fine morning I found
    myself wrestling my bike up to 35 and 92 and my riding style (at the time,
    on roads like that, with that bike) had me way forward of where my rear-view
    mirrors were positioned. With no traffic on a perfect day I was quite
    pleased with my progress and began to pull into the Corners a biker hero.
    As I straightened from my crouch that singular flash of blue in the mirrors
    raised my tweaking heartrate to near-burst. All the bikers in the lot
    kicking tires/talking shit raised a cheer for my entertaining squidly
    performance. The cop was understanding but loathsome during that particular
    transaction. Now I wonder about that ad in the back of Motorcyclist for
    those aftermarket pig-spotters.


    BTW I spent some time on the roads 'round here this weekend and today and
    good lord was the procession of bikes speeding northward and homeward from
    Laguna Seca a blast to behold.

    Later!
    Alex
     
    mentALEXcersize, Jul 12, 2005
    #6
  6. Reminds me of a day a few yaers ago:

    Whoever it was that pulled up to Zitgei$t (on , um, a Norton(?) )& with
    much flourish, proceeded to roast the back tire. Mistaking our cries to
    direct his attention to the SFPD who pulled up behind him, he applied
    even more throttle. THick, stinky clouds of smoke filled the
    intersection of Valencia y Duboce..until the "BWOOP-BWOOP!!" sound got
    his attention. By then, of course, our shouts turning to derisive hoots
    & bladdre-straining peals of laughter.

    The rider got ticketed for exhibition of speed, and left the bar much
    later in a decidedly more low-key manner.


    The cop was understanding but loathsome during that particular
     
    croaking_lizard, Jul 12, 2005
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