All ukrm-ers are now US criminals - official

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Jan 12, 2008.

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    steve auvache Guest

    Magic Fairy Dust. The #1 source of energy in a sane universe.
     
    steve auvache, Jan 15, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    In ski boots http://www.scarpa.co.uk/Products/ski.

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    Ace, Jan 15, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    Only if the bugs can safely contain a fusion reaction, I guess.
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    C. Incredibly Fucking Difficile?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 15, 2008
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    steve auvache Guest

    Bruce you are a fucking genius, do you realise you have just invented
    microfusion?
     
    steve auvache, Jan 15, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    Sure, and I'll get the patent application in the post just as soon as
    I've finished this bottle of <checks> 'Brateau Moreau' shampagnee.
    Verr acceptable, it is, specially with the bottle of Aldi-special
    Montepulciano[1] mixed in over dinner half-way through it.

    [1] Which is _still_ only EU1.89 a bottle over here.
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    Ace, Jan 15, 2008
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    I don't - but sometimes I'm present when others are..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jan 16, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    I don't see why not. Do you think nanotechnology's going to mature
    quicker than genetic engineering?
     
    darsy, Jan 16, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    yes, I know, but hey, build a big enough railgun...
     
    darsy, Jan 16, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    true enough.
    no. Mainly because I can conceive of a SF ZPM design which would run
    out[1]

    [1] say it needs a particular decaying isotope as part of the process
    to extract the free energy - when the enough of the isotope has
    decayed, the ZPM has "run out".
     
    darsy, Jan 16, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    materials tech. isn't quite there yet.
     
    darsy, Jan 16, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    ho ho ho.
     
    darsy, Jan 16, 2008
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    And you can fire it at your enemies.

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jan 16, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    yes, but, some bacteria (those around deep undersea thermal vents for
    example) can do chemosynthesis without the need for sunlight.
    well, yes - the actual mechanism isn't the issue - what we're talking
    about effectively is using light to catalyse an endothermic reaction.
    indeed. Engineers have to do /some/ work to justify their existence.
     
    darsy, Jan 16, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    I can take plentiful compounds such as red meat, beans and best bitter
    and produce combustible products.

    Does that help?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 16, 2008
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    ogden Guest

    Microbe? You're describing a fucking tree!
     
    ogden, Jan 16, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Sirloin? Rib eye? Fillet? Specify man, specify!

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    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 16, 2008
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    Phil Launchbury Guest

    Burning Greenpeace campaigners. It's a win-win situation.
    Indeed. Lazy bunch of work-shy slackers that they are. What have they
    ever done for us eh?

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jan 16, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    There'll be a choice? There's got to be a catch. There *has* to be a
    catch.

    <thinks>

    You bastard. It'll only produce well-done steaks, right?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 16, 2008
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    dog Guest

    and it consumes the milk?

    i don't think this is the sf dream of nanotech at all. maybe the sf
    dream of transmutation of matter, or the sf dream of i-want-every-
    gadget-on-deep-space-nine.
     
    dog, Jan 16, 2008
    #100

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