Ally Pally

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. That was nice.

    Wandered about with Adie, Bonners and Verdi. Drank beer, bought stuff I
    don't need, met Big J, Dan L, darsy, and BRC. Got mistaken for another
    UKRM denizen (OK Andy, you can tell the story now), sat on bikes, drank
    beer, came home.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 3, 2006
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    Dan L Guest

    Indeed, a most pleasant day out, and nice to bump into
    you. I even had a few words with Mr Falcke, and didn't give in to his
    attempts to get me to buy a new pair of Daytonas.

    Was fecking cold on the bike though, plus slipperly, dark and busy on the
    way home too.
    Bearing in mind it was only my second time of riding in the dark, I was
    beginning to question why I didn't take the car, as I wobbled round the
    North Circular in the rush hour.

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)

    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    Space in shed where NSR125 used to be
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow), OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 4, 2006
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    'Hog Guest

    Bugger.
    I was right about not travelling though <groan>
     
    'Hog, Feb 4, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    This would be the story of the ukrmer who hadn't met you before? The
    one who hadn't got the foggiest who they were talking to and when I
    offered the clue that you were a pervert the penny dropped and they
    said:

    "You must be Wessie."

    You really couldn't make this stuff up if your life depended on it.
    Nigel looked as if he didn't know whether to laugh or burst into
    tears.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 4, 2006
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  5. Bwahahahahahahaha!
     
    Paul Corfield, Feb 4, 2006
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
    Heh. "I've been called worse".

    On reflection, the odd thing was that she's obviously for Wessie
    pigeonholed as a pervert.

    Bit odd that, I thought. Wessie, are you a pervert?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 4, 2006
    #6
  7. <chuckle>

    --
    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4583091887

    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS / ZX9R / GSF1200 bandit (for sale) / CG125
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adrienne M Bonwick, Feb 5, 2006
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  8. how many harlots are there around here?
    yep.

    BTW, andy needs to talk to you & prolly Verdi about that tail tidy
    thing.
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    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4583091887

    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS / ZX9R / GSF1200 bandit (for sale) / CG125
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adrienne M Bonwick, Feb 6, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    On Mon, 06 Feb 2006 20:48:35 +0000, Adrienne M Bonwick
    Cunts, bigger cunts and even *bigger* cunts. I'll email him to let him
    know my views on the cunts.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 6, 2006
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Nah, it's probably just that Bodgineer Bonwick can't make it fit.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
    #10
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Only five? I am surprised.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    You've got email. It's not wrong, just fucking incomplete.

    I've mailed Verdigris as well because he bought one at the same time
    but I'm getting bounces from the two addresses I've got for him.
    Forward the mail if you could please.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 6, 2006
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    wessie Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say
    I missed this for some reason on Saturday.

    In answer to your question, ask Bonners or Corfield about Chicken Tonight
     
    wessie, Feb 6, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    That's not really perverted, more 'different'.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 6, 2006
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    Verdigris Guest

    <smug> Mine's OK.
     
    Verdigris, Feb 6, 2006
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  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
    Well, quite.

    Although, interestingly, Mrs WUN is just completing a study on the new
    age discrimination employment laws coming into effect in October. It's
    not clear yet whether this will make the exclusive hiring of young boys
    illegal.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
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  17. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <wounded>

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
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    wessie Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say
    Hope not. Think of the chimneys.
     
    wessie, Feb 6, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    Just a flesh wound, sire

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Feb 6, 2006
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  20. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    If that's a fucking feedline...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2006
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