Am I Invisible Or What?

When I do see one (most recently on the A4 just west of the Avebury
roundabout), I consider it my duty to pull over and chat for a while,
thus depriving them of their fun.

Rarely have I seen plod look so confused as when someone pulls over by
choice.

 

That's because they're sitting in their white vans with laser guns

.... bastards

 

Post some naked pictures and I'll tell you.

 

I suspect the real point was that I had spotted this new 30 limit, and
slowed accordingdly, but Mr Ford "Moron" Focus hadn't seen it as he'd
been concentrating on something else - probably the fact that I wasn't
breaking the 40 limit either and was therefore going too slowly for
him. He was then upset because I'd slowed him down even further, which
he saw as a deliberate act of aggression on my part. He didn't see the
30 repeater signs either, and when he finally passed me I guess his
speed peaked at 70, before reaching the line of cars ahead. He'll
learn, but I hope it isn't at any biker's expense.

 

heh - I haven't done that for ages - something for the weekend.

 

"Know any good roads round here mate?"

 

I'm trying to work out if you're saying you're Jesus, or that WIP is
old.

 

I'll put money on "neither"

 

Nothing gets past you eh?

 

"After 46 years of biking I'm well used to everyday stuff"

I'll pass.

 

Which one, lofty?

 

"She uttered this as a woman who had understood completely"

 

1. It's not from the bible.

2. Why? Given my background and research interests it is hardly
surprising. I just don't do it very often in usenet forums.

 

"Know thine enemy."

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You Sir, are a cad and a bounder.

 

Scraggy said...

At least he's honest.

 

Doesn't have to be recent pictures.

 

There's another kind of twat showing up round here. He's (not seen a
female version yet) normally found pottering around the front garden and
if he thinks you're going at 30.1 mph then he (and any optional power
tools) is out into the road trying to slow you down or **** you up some
way.

 

Sometimes you may have to drop below an indicated 30. You're welcome to
try my local roads at "drop sprog at school" time or about 7pm when then
lazy cnuts park (abandon) as close to the cash-point as their fat arses
can be bothered to walk. If it isn't car doors being opened in front of
you it's myopic twats jaywalking. Mind you once they do finally spot you
it can be funny to watch them shit themselves as they hurry (read walk a
little faster) to get out of the way.

 

Tim said...

Bear and I came across one of those on the B4040, he didn't stay in the
road very long.