An Army Funnian

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Mr. JayT, Jul 23, 2009.

  1. Mr. JayT

    Mr. JayT Guest

    Fifty-one years ago, Cecil Faulkermilk, a North Carolina mountain man,
    was drafted by the Army.
    On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
    That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
    On his second day, the Army issued young Cecil a toothbrush.
    That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
    On the durn third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
    The Army has been looking for Old Cecil for 51 years.
     
    Mr. JayT, Jul 23, 2009
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    Schiffner Guest

    I don't blame the poor man...by that behaviour I'd have too askeered
    to hang 'round them lunatics.

    Now days they let you volunteer for a vasectomy...granted the wife had
    been sharpening a all the knives to a truely frighteningly sharp edge
    and going to the ranges on post and practicing with our rifles and MY
    shotgun. SO, what is a man to do? What to do? I went to the vet and
    got tutored.
     
    Schiffner, Jul 24, 2009
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