And in other news

Both from today's Guardian -

URL:http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/01/guardian-twitter-media-technology

URL:http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156___co-181251681,00.html

 

Those large corporations are so down with the masses, I could almost forget
that they're all cunts.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

Is it just me that finds this whole "April Fool" thing tedious?

Perhaps I'm just a grumpy old ****.

 

Very fucking tedious.

 

I think it's because so many of them just aren't funny. That said, the
Daily Mail one wasn't bad: a Photoshopped pic of our beloved Home
Secretary coming out of an Anne Summers shop.

 

I like it if it's well thought out. And it's traditional.

I think we've recently established you're not old.

 

You don't!

 

No. But then I'm notorious for not liking spoofs and frauds..

Phil

 

See this? This is me resisting, this is.

 

<g> Nice.

 

<Pats head>

Good boy. Well done.

<Aside to house: See? He can be trained after all>

Phil

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7975260.stm

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no. This isn't a spoof, but it's still an amusing thing to have rocked
up in to The City this morning:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7976444.stm

Try clamping that, motherfuckers.

there is no question about it.

 

wrote:

CBA to click, presume it's the blue armoured car.

Looks like things are starting to get a bit more lively in the city, I
see plod are starting a tactical retreat from the bank.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Heh. Saw that: "Police have stopped...". One assumes they wanted to
stop, 'cos I don't think a firm voice and a hand held up are going to
have much effect otherwise.

 

Des, is that you ?

Paul.

 

LOL. Nice. The soap dodgers have finally got organised with heavy
weaponry

Paul.

 

Fake BMW's have indicators that work?

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ISTR that BMW did one years ago, decades ago, even, about an on-board
tyre pressure monitoring system. And then, guess what someone
invented?

<Googles>

Yup, in 2003.

 

Looking down this page:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eep-mammoth-national-anthem-flying-hotel.html

I saw the hotelicopter in yesterdays French edition of Metro, FFS.
Talk about getting it in early.