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Plenty. It could have been ginger, for example.

 

Lighter than your bike! See if you can get a couple of titanium bones.

Well done to your missus, and you, of course.

I suspect you had the most enjoyable bit, but you'll make up for that.

 

You might be better asking a midwife that question.

In clarification, I was really referring to the denouement, rather than
the breeding per se.

For one thing, Mrs Ben might have engaged in activities during pregnancy
that could have resulted in a baby in less than perfect health.

When SWMBO was expecting we went on an NCT course. There are various
strategies that can be followed to assist the process, including
supportive techniques from dad (rather than just pacing up and down the
corridor IYSWIM).


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You'll never be owt but a ray of sunshite.

 

'n' ffs.

 

Well if you will insist on having the same name as my van driver!

 

....and that was just the conception!

 

He could've shagged her in the arse for a start.

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VN 750
Zed 1000
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Oh no, no, no, no, no. Sunshite will be my word of the day for the next
week. Excellent.

It may have been a typo, but it's the best I've ever seen.
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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

*ding*

I never had any grief with a sleepless baby and he grew up to give me no
grief later on either. Apart from always wanting something, of course.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

<looks for post from Grimly>

Ha! You've gone soft, old man.

 

What part of 'less well' are you missing here?

 

Agreed.

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Yorkshite must be up there too.

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You have a van driver called Stumpy Bald ****?

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TS250C
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I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
fear of having their motives questioned

 

None at all. He had to start somewhere.

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Congrats.

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Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

Yes, he does, but in keeping with current style, he'll just be "D"
around here.

 

He's not a Brummie, he's an honorary Northerner.

 

Actually, he could have been, due to my grandmother.

But another escapes the ginger race this time.