Annoying our H&S lady

<waves>

Two please, XXL.

Oh, this is just like a ukrm tshirt thread.

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Dave

GS850 x2 XS650SE / SE 6a

I demand nothing of you except that you amuse me.

 

....except no-one's arguing about the cost or the design.

 

In message

You seem to spend your life on holiday

 

At least you can always tell when he's back by the inevitable "Stolen
Camera" thread.

 

Makes a change for his "I'm on holiday for the next three days" to not
be cross-posted to reeky. Time will tell...

 

I'd also have one, but they look so fucking common now.

 

Dishwash Electric.

 

I used to work with a Javier Juanca (from Peru as it happens) for some
reason the switchboard would never page him using his full name.

 

Sorry suffering from brain fade on that one

 

Did they not spell check it ?

 

On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:34:25 -0700, TOG@toil

<snip>

Working on custy site in Leeds, 2 of us typing away, custy H&S nazi walks
in.

"Those your cables >"
"Which?"
"The ones across the floor"
"No, these are ours "(indicating cables)
"You can't have them across the floor"
"Those arn't our's, these are" (again indicating cables)
"Whos are they ?"

<both shrug>
"Dunno"

We turned away and ignored her.

 

"Here's a pair of sidecutters, chop 'em out and see who screams."

 

And they used to answer thier 'phones... "Hello, Otis Reading..."

 

What we didn't say was they *were* attached to the servers we were working
on. They just were not *our* cables

 

Should have said...

"Why don't you unplug them? Then you'll rapidly find out whose they
are."

 

I believe they belong to the shareholders, if they're unplugged then I
suspect someone senior will want to know why the company is losing money
and systems aren't working. Are you feeling lucky?

 

I know what you're thinking. Are those servers six nines or only five...?

 

LOL!

(and I imagine this probably whooshed a lot of the audience)

 

# Uptime girl, she's been living in an uptime world..

Phil

 

Heh. I've just got into trouble for that ...

uptime
6:23pm up 534 day(s), 9:46, 1 user, load average: 0.04, 0.03,
0.04

Oops

P.