Any more for the EOSM.

Nissan Almira Tino. I will play with the seats to see if they all go
flat.

 

Dad's got one of them. It's a comfy old bus.

 

True, and I doubt I'll be able to find HP source over there.

 

30th, eh? That sounds slightly more likely in the affordability stakes.

Who's it with?

 

Hottrax.

http://www.hottrax-online.com/product_info.php?products_id=209

 

Have you done it with them before? If so, what were they like?

Which group are you going in? I'm idly toying with the idea of going for
the Intermediate group this time.

 

Not tried them - but I'm not too bothered by that.

I'll probably go for beginners.

 

Tents are far better than cars for a decent nights sleep.

 

So it's a toss up between a tent or a B&B.

<ponders>

 

BGN? He'z just ziz guy, you know?

Right, thats it, I'm *definitely* not putting my tent right next to the
B&B!

 

B&B if it's within 1/2 mile otherwise a tent would win every time.

 

B&B is 6 miles away. I've booked and presented payment for it. I've
either got to arrange:

1) A non pissed ride/drive to it
2) Taxi
3) Falling asleep in car

 

It was very cold in the back of my van at the first Snetterton but then
not drinking Nigel's Hobgoblin and remembering to close the sliding door
may have helped.

 

It's that time of year again folks.

Yes, EOSM 2005 is just around the corner and in my glorious position
as
DFV I cordially invite the assembled masses of the great unwashed to
join me in lovely Derbyshire for more fun and adventures.

For those of you who've never enjoyed ukrm at it's very worst behaved,
then this is what it's all about.

On September 17th a scruffy throng will turn up in dribs and drabs at
a
pub in Hulland Ward, we will show off our new tents or boast about how
we managed to score a room at the pub, or a bed and breakfast place.
Some of us will get drunk before our tents are erected, others will do
it while still sober and others will sleep in, on, or under cars in
the
spacious car park despite having just lashed out 100 quid on Kayam's
latest offering to the seasoned camper. The more sensible will retire
to their rooms to unpack their hairdryers, shower gel and party packs
of condoms which won't get used.

Drink will be consumed over the afternoon and evening, lots and lots
of
it. We will talk more bollocks, insult one another as only ukrm can,
eat the very finest of food provided at minimal cost by our fine hosts
Mike and Mu, then we will drink lots more before the management will
tell us to piss off outside. Once we have laid seige to Dodger's
Point,
even more bollocks will be talked before some of the males start to
make moves on the most unlikeliest of the women present. At various
points during the night nudity may become an (un)welcome[1] theme
amongst the more liberal minded of the attendees. I shall hopefully be
in Room 1[2] by this time, well out of earshot of the snorers.

On Sunday morning those who made the most of sampling Mikes well kept
and stocked beer cellar will be nursing what are commonly know as
hangovers. One simple cure for this is a good traditional cooked
breakfast, which is also laid on in fine style by the lovely Mu.
Another Sunday tradition is ukrm's famous CIHAGM fest, which is where
some hapless souls offer their steeds for test rides by those who like
doing that sort of thing. Don't be surprised to read a scathing review
of your pride and joy in the following week, but just remeber they had
a hangover and as such know **** all anyway. Oh, nudity sometimes
features in the CIHAGM fest too. After the test rides have finished
people start to drift homewards to wherever they came from.

That's about it. It all sounds pretty grim, and believe me it is.

If you intend to come along and have dinner and/or breakfast, then
please email me at so I can inform Mu how many
will require feeding. Those who have already replied need not do so
again. Free camping is available on site. We've never run out of tent
space in the past, so come along.

Lets see some more of you newbies and lurkers there this time OK?

Date: September 17th and 18th 2005. Arrive any time on Saturday.

Venue:

The Black Horse Inn,
Hulland Ward,
Derbyshire.
DE6 3EE

Phone: 01335 370206

Streetmap url : http://tinyurl.com/8oyo

DON'T FUCKING FORGET: email me at if you're
coming along, with what days you'll be wanting breakfast and dinner.

Hope to see you there.


[1] All depending on whether it's a fit burd or a baldy old fat bloke.
[2] Remember this ladies, it's important.

 

No, Dunno, Almera, Yes, Possibly, Loadsa folks, Probably, 25th
December... HTH...

 

Can I bring my son? He's not like me!

 

We have been away but we'd like to come too if that's still possible.

Saving the Googling - can anyone tell me the addy? Or I'll google it
tonight.

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SR250 - on the road again. BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2
KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
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Are there any rooms left next door, I cant find a fone number. If someone
could paste the number I'd very grateful.

TIA.

 

Er, thanks BGN ... I really only needed this bit:

but never mind, emailed Lozzo now.

--
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SR250 - on the road again. BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2
KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
Original Sinergy - wicked T-shirts for a wicked world: www.originalsinergy.com
I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
www.pericles.demon.co.uk
"You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03

 

Are you a real woman?