Anyone fancy a v-neck top?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Doki, Jun 24, 2009.

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    Gyp, Jun 24, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    Good fucking god, a fat munter with fat tits, nowt better...
     
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    MikeH Guest

    Could do with a "Click for smaller" button IMO
     
    MikeH, Jun 25, 2009
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    Ian White Guest

    She could have at least shown a picture of the top she was selling.
     
    Ian White, Jun 25, 2009
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    Dave Benj Guest

    Shakespeare couldn't have said more eloquently
    :)
     
    Dave Benj, Jun 25, 2009
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dave Benj

    Shall I compare the to a fat-titted munter?
    Thou art more corpulent and busty.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 25, 2009
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    Rudy Lacchin Guest

    38D or not 38D - that is the question.
     
    Rudy Lacchin, Jun 25, 2009
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Rudy Lacchin
    But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
    'Tis Juliet. With her enormous norks.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 25, 2009
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Once more unto the breach, dear friends ...
     
    Colin Irvine, Jun 25, 2009
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    boots Guest

    A horse, a horse, my condom for a horse.
     
    boots, Jun 25, 2009
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    Alan Smith Guest

    Alan Smith, Jun 25, 2009
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  18. So nerdy wankers pay top dollar to spoof in it. An ebay item being as close as
    they would get to a real live girl.

    Fraser
     
    Fraser Johnston, Jun 26, 2009
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    Mark W Guest

    Mark W, Jun 27, 2009
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    dog Guest

    "On 27-Jun-09 at 11:10:55 BST, seller added the following information:

    Thanks for all the very kind offers to collect in person to save on postage
    costs. Thanks for the many offers of a neclace to go with the top but sorry
    I don't like pearls"

    perhaps your chat up lines need updating for the new millenium?
     
    dog, Jun 29, 2009
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