Paging the Underground Railway! I must keep away from Ebay. I must keep away from Ebay. I must keep away from Ebay..... ....but I know I won't. See, I've bought a dismantled restoration project Honda 400 Four. An' it's in Carlisle. And I'm in SW London. Ho hum. I'm prepared to trog up there and back (Bruce! Can I bum a night at the Porter's Lodge on the way?), but in the unlikely event that there's anyone in the area who's coming down south, and can bring an entire dismantled bike with them, a good Chinese or curry or Italian and an entire evening on the piss in a boozer near here awaits.....