Are they going to deport Ivan now?

Septics claim to have discovered Higgs testicle


<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/7885997/Large-H
adron-Collider-rival-Tevatron-has-found-Higgs-boson.html>

 

I'd wondered why LHC has just started to give us more and more
bunches of protons in a fill. When's ICHEP? Ah, next week in Paris...

Anyway, they can't export me now, I have the confusingly-named
"indefinite leave to remain".

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid

You reckon, Universe-wrecker?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10620352.stm

If we're prepared to kick *that* out on a whim, I think a beardie bloke
who might **** the whole planet up with a misplaced decimal point is a
no-brainer.

Pack yer Matilda, cobber. You're on the next boat home.

 

I've got a nice place for her here in Sydney

 

I wouldn't kick that out of *bed*, let alone the country.

 

[Ogden] There's more chance of you riding a motorcycle than there is of
you riding her [/O]

 

Nobody I know remotely involved with CERN pronounces it with a
"hard" C. It's originally a French acronym, Centre Europe'enne de la
Recherche Nucle'aire (give or take a few misplaced feminines...) -- do the
Frenche _have_ a hard C? Mebbe it should have a cedilla...

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

I wondered about that.

If it had been an Italian acronym I suspect the pronunciation would've
been 'chern'. But it isn't.

 

Have you wondered why all the media outlets seem to be running the same
picture? It's probably the only photo where she looks good. I want to
see the portfolio to make sure.

 

I'm quite prepared to do the research. Russian women are hot hot hot. Well,
some are.

 

I live in Turkey and I also concur.

 

I live in the UK and have an internet connection and I also concur.

 

I went through the lot when her Facebook profile was still working.

She looks even better in most of them.

 

Breaking news, "some women in a country are hot".

 

Zip them up and send them over will you please? There's a good chap.

 

Sir needs a motorcycle tour of Spain, with stops wherever parked
lorries and flashy neon lights be spotted.

 

Just visiting Barcelona is enough. There seemed to be a surplus of lovely
young ladies.

 

Unfortunately they prefer lovely young gentlemen.

 

heh, that's both of us out of luck then.

 

<stops intending to write about female trainees as this is a public
site>