Are you talking to me?

It took me a second to go back in my mind and actually think about the
immediate past and my answer was a truthful, "No, but I was talking
about you." Definitely the wrong thing for me to say.


You know how it is when you go shopping and you get back to the bike,
things to bungee on, clothing to adjust, keys to find, all that shite?
Well while I was doing this some pratt in a four bye managed to not park
one terribly well across the two empty bays next to me and I must've
actually vocalised what I was thinking, which was that the driver was a
**** and shouldn't be allowed on the roads. Things sort of deteriorated
from there on really.


Hey ho, that is another one I walked away from unscathed. I must learn
to do wheelies properly though.

 

Bear wrote

It didn't get down to thumping but he threatened to drive at the bike,
so I took it from "taking the piss through use of better language
skills" up to "up close and personal." This was the point his
cowardice got the better of his bullying and he retreated to his dark
blue environment destroyer and took it out on his missus instead, while
I completely bodged the stylish get-away.

 

Cane wrote

Looks?

 

he looks like he's just emerged from the manky waste crusher in Star
Wars episode IV.

 

Chris Reece wrote

Who told you about the chimpanzee?