Arse......

3 off-road novices, one day after very heavy rain, lots of deep muddy
puddles and who falls off?

Me.

I am sorry to report that Ginge, dnc and Spete are all still alive and well.
And, after the first hour or so of shitting themselves on any surface other
than tarmac with pea gravel on it were, by the end of today's ride, egging
me on to find steeper inclines and go faster on the gravel and mud so they
could have more 'both wheel' slides round corners. The show-offs.

I shall try harder tomorrow....

Dave

 

From the sound of your posts on here, you seem very much like an off-road
novice yourself!

k

 

So am I. When I called DNC he sounded most elated, with lots of
homo-erotic frivolity in the background.

<thinks>

Maybe not quite so jealous.

 

Well, listening to ginge giggeling, he might need the psychiatric ward, but
other than that, you might be disappointed to hear, that apart from a few
peoples sore arses, there were no injuries....

 

So it was *that* kind of holiday

 

Spete wrote:

I don't want to worry you, but he's not the one that chopped the head
off the psychiatric nurse in Pau and stuck it on the tele, is he?