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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. A bit of lock-related muppetry on the drive this morning resulted in the
    rear ABS sensor bracket on the Pan getting snapped off. Bollocks.

    So, I had to break the Blingmobile out in a hurry and set off on that
    instead. Thank **** for on-line taxation.

    Arse. ****. Bollocks. Belzona will (hopefully) be my friend.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 14, 2006
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    MikeH Guest

    You need an aeroplane that size for the Pan?
     
    MikeH, Dec 14, 2006
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    Steve Parry Guest

    In
    If it's like the sensors on the K series BM's the gaps have to be within
    fairly tight tolerance to the disk
     
    Steve Parry, Dec 14, 2006
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  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steve Parry
    It seems fairly forgiving in that respect. The sensor died a few months
    back, and the new one was an easy fit.

    So long as the fucking bracket's there...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 14, 2006
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    Hog Guest

    You rode of with a chain or disk lock on?
    How could anyone be that fucking stupid, eh?

    <observes tray of broken clutch levers>

    Why are those adjustable folding levers so fucking expensive?
     
    Hog, Dec 14, 2006
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    SD Guest

    I once rode off on the Wing while the rear wheel was still chained to
    a ground anchor.

    The ground anchor gave up in fairly short order.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..87845../..23037.../..31893.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
    '^' RBR Clues: 00 Pts:0000 Miles:0000
     
    SD, Dec 14, 2006
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steve Parry
    I seem <crosses fingers> to have got away with it. I couldn't find the
    Belzona in the morass that is my workshop (it'll turn up next week, when
    I'm looking for something else), so Araldite had to do.

    It seems fairly well stuck, and a quick off-road[1] test seems to
    confirm that it's working.

    Phew.

    [1] Up the drive, fast enough to get the ABS to arm. I couldn't go on
    the road due to the amount of wine that was necessary to help the repair
    process.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 14, 2006
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog
    Supply and demand, Capitalist Pig.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 14, 2006
    #8
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    Hog Guest

    Aiiiiiiiiii
     
    Hog, Dec 15, 2006
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