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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by B 650, Jan 20, 2008.

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    B 650 Guest

    The parking at the new flat is stones on bare ground. Parked the bandit
    up on thursday, thinking it had a little bit more lean on than usual, so
    rearranged and made a mental note to get something to support the
    sidestand.

    At some point overnight, it appears the rain has saturated the ground to
    such an extent that it turned to the consistency of yoghurt, and the
    sidestand started a borehole, at which point the bike went for a lie down.

    Brief inspection shows broken mirror stalk, indicator & clutch lever.
    Scratches to engine casing & bar end (lost the other one on the way to
    work on Thursday anyway!).

    Fortunately, I was going to put the new fairing on yesterday to replace
    the one I knackered in a couple of offs last year, but the pissing rain
    stopped me from doing that. It's now even more knackered, but I still
    have the good condition one in the spare room.

    Overall, it's looking very sorry for itself.

    Shit, I desparately need a garage....
     
    B 650, Jan 20, 2008
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    davethedave Guest

    My 7R did that on Tarmac softening in the summer outside the Bear cave.
    I was not a happy bunny. It always hurts when the toys we love get hurt.
     
    davethedave, Jan 20, 2008
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    Beav Guest


    **** me, I didn't do that much damage when I lobbed the bike down the road,
    up the kerb and across the pavement last year.
    Or a few paving flags as a minimum.


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    Beav, Jan 20, 2008
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    B 650 Guest

    I know, more damage (to the bike at least) from this compared to when I
    highsided last year....

    It's a rented flat, so I don't have much scope to lay paving stones. I
    will, however, be aquiring a large peice of wood to stabilise the side
    stand.
     
    B 650, Jan 20, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    8'x6' wooden shed? I used one at my last address. I could get a CBR600
    in there. The R-GS engine was too wide to fit through the door.
     
    wessie, Jan 20, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Just park it facing due south - the coriolis effect will stop it
    falling over[1].

    [1] Unless it's a shaftie, obviously.

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    Krusty, Jan 21, 2008
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Krusty
    Did it not occur to you to check which hemisphere the OP's in before
    dispensing potentially dangerous advice like that?

    Irresponsible fool.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 21, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    And aren't there some bikes, or markets, on which the side-stand is
    fitted to the other side of the bike?
    Indeed.
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    Ace, Jan 21, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    You're both absolutely right of course. I humbly apologise to the OP
    for being so reckless, & respectfully suggest he uses the Platy method
    of parking to ensure there are no further mishaps.

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    Krusty, Jan 21, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Wot 'e said. Leave it in gear, but don't put the parking brake on, 'cos
    you'll forget about it and do the next 30 miles with the rear hub glowing a
    dull red.
     
    platypus, Jan 21, 2008
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    MikeH Guest

    Pah. When I trustingly let a local dealer service give my first big bike
    (a GT550) its first service they left a bolt loose inside the rear drum.

    About 10 miles futher on it slowed and slowed (despite liberal
    application of throttle and down-changes) until I stopped in a
    convenient layby, looked back and saw a snail trail of metal shavings
    down the road ending at my back wheel.

    Luckily the bolt had only unscrewed about 5 mm and the head had only
    skimmed the first bit of the drum. As it had not reached the braking
    surface tightening up the bolt *properly* fixed it without great expense.
     
    MikeH, Jan 21, 2008
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I used the sprocket bolts to trepan halfway through the swinging arm
    on my old 9R and in doing so gave quite a number of people a good
    laugh.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jan 21, 2008
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    zymurgy Guest

    Inverted ?

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Jan 21, 2008
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    B 650 Guest

    That was certainly how the bike seemed to want to do it :-(
     
    B 650, Jan 22, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    I used the disc holding bolts to carve a trench in the left fork of my VN.
    Well actually, it was the guy at the bike shop who did it as he was riding
    it at the time. My fault for not Loc-Titeing the bolts though, but I didn't
    tell him that.

    The shop provided me with a shiny new fork leg even though I told them I
    hadn't used Loc-Tite.


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    Beav, Jan 22, 2008
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    antonye Guest

    This is obviously why grey imports are so frowned upon.
     
    antonye, Jan 22, 2008
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