ATTN: Sir Tony

Work in progress wrote

Nope. Now let's please get this straight. I didn't point anything out,
I merely asked a question. For a mate like, not for me you must
understand.

 

I'll accede on that one

But at the same time the only time I previously mentioned the name change
there was a flounce and the use of the word 'snit' the meaning of which, to
be honest, I have no idea.

Probably.

Damn!

Dave

 

FFS you lot, there's been enough clues to work out.

 

Lozzo wrote

At both the secondary schools I went to they had a sort of monitor
system up to the 5th form and the prefects proper were drawn from those
entering the lower 6th. Nobody fucked with the lower 6th. 'Cept the
wimmin of course, anybody with the money had the run of them.

 

I figured it out a while back, although I confess I don't understand why
they'd change their posting name, anyhoo.

OTOH, I've no fucking idea who lushhead might be.

 

We never had any prefects, however marshall law was pretty much in force
by the teachers, prefects would have made made easy targets.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mups amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I must confess I've taken little interest in their posts.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wik amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I've seen (somewhere else) that he comes from Livingston, so maybe John
Banks?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, mb amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Nope, I really don't know.

I was going to mention someone in fun but thought better of it.

Oh, sod it. Is it Bear?

 

Oh the irony...



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Can't see that myself - he'd *never* call me Dave, afaict.

If there was a mention of little fishies then it might be the clue towards
my only possible idea (having discarded the Robbo suggestion on the same
grounds as Bear - they'd both call me ****. Or cuntstruck ****. Or
cuntyface. Or cuntypoo. Or similar)

Dave

 

There are no identifying details but the situation is not unique. One
could say "I worked for the Sams and got a call one from a woman that
was going to kill himself" which one could also say crossed ethical
boundaries. The person is just a voice - one doesn't know her name or
even which country she was in.

I have no ethical issues with repeating the situation to you as one
could argue that the situation may well be fictional. Only perhaps
one other person in the world and I could verify that story.

If you have any queries relating to the example I just posted then you
may issue a complaint to your local Samaritans office. I have made it
clear that I am no longer a member of their voluntary institution but
still abide by their suggested code.

Should you need ethical guidance then I suggest you also consider
counsellors and GPs that appear on national television who use their
patients as examples to other people and also tell funny jokes about
them.

It differs between branches but I did not need support in my role but
it was available should I have requested it. I could also have called
another branch on the national public number and talk about it should
I have wished to. Or email, or wrote a letter, etc.

 

I thought she was Lady Nina. Ethical issues and all that.

 

So did I. Perhaps it's a "Nick" thing.
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, WavyDavy amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Fishies?

<fx: Eyes look left and skywards>

Nope, I haven't got the foggiest idea.

<Thinks some more>

Fishies...Do they post as a completely different name now or....

Ooooohhhh, Oh, ****. No, it can't be. They're already a woman.

FFS, HEEEEELP!

<Thinks some more>

No, it *can't* be!

I mean I might've thought of who you were thinking of but I'd really not
have them down as a gender bender.

Do they ride an 'onda?

 

Well, relatively normal for a UKRM person.

There's nothing wrong with looking at the same thing from lots of
different angles many, many times.

Not everything can be treated cognitively, sometimes one has to wait
for the person in question to be sectioned or go to their doctor or
whatever.

 

All the best ones are Nick.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

<looks up>

Whaaa?

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BGN wrote

Now that is a bite if ever I saw one.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

UKRM = Madness.

UKRM is like a drug. For me it is anyway.

Good point and one I wish I'd considered when I was at the time in my
life it needed considering.

Which reminds me. I need to get a sick note tomorrow[1].

[1] I've just found out that a burd I fancied works as a receptionist at
the doctors' down the road which is handy because I need to register for
one. Trubble is I have no idea which doctor since there's about 5 down
the end of my road.