aus.moto FAQ (almost)

1 Shaft driven bikes can not mono, any photographic evidence must have
been photoshopped

2 Shaft driven bikes can not countersteer, sidecars may be an exception

3 GPZ900s are classics

4 All GPX250s used to reside in Tarago

5 Norton Commanders are the ugliest bike in the world

6 If BT offers you a sprayjob, be very afraid

7 Postman Pat is rarely as funny in real life

8 At some stage we are all Dohertys

9 All jap bikes need a total rebuild after 30,000kms

10 Who cares what the fastest 250 is, its probably not the best bike to
learn on.

11 If you ask for opinions about a Yamazuki or Kawaonda, expect someone
to tell you about a Moto Davidson

12 You need a Guzzi, you do (That Zebee is a strange bloke)

13 Any blue coloured drink is a Poofter drink

 

14. Optimax saves you from having to split the cases.

 

Norton Commando is the world's worst file manager

Cheers

 

Ich bin ein Donutty!...

 

That is actually GPz900

Yah, XTree Gold was lots better

Except for XJ900's which last until the fuel tank rusts out.

 

15 Richening your fuel mixture increases the gearing

 

all bikes will sell for $3.50

MH

 

[Applause!]

By the way; gNatalie's bike is actually better than a GPZ900R.
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/bargearse/classic.jpg

 

16 There's always someone more pedantic than you....

 

Wo bu shi Doherty

GB

 

18. "anal retentive" is hyphenated.


GB

 

and a kickinanutz

 

Eh? A bit scrambled ... George Bush is a Doherty?

Cheers
Goaty

 

Ohhh! That brings back bad memories - like not flushing their cache
after renaming etc files!

Cheers
Goaty

 

Suit yourself, my anal hymen is intact ... YMMV

Cheers
Goaty

 

Boxers are 180 degree V Twins. The R100RS is a Superbike.

 

.... but unfortunately have the same crank as the GPz250.
No-one is to mention Richard's Crank.

-----sharks

 

That'd be 20,000Km then ?

JL

 

Yah, I wasn't sure about the final r so I left it off

G-S

 

Either that or the coppers are recruiting!