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R Not!... **** off.... Not required [1]


Johno


[1] anything said during harsh week does not need psychological
treatment.

no beer for you - you nasty enough without it!

 

Errmm, yeah, right. How many different newsgroups do _you_ get to post
your spam to before _you_ consider it "repetitous posting of a message"?

Are there _any+ newsgroups with the word "motorcycles" in their name
that you _didn't_ post this spam to?

Paraphrasing Groucho "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that'd
have advertisments in rec.motorcycles.harley!"

big

 

You know without actually doing the google search to prove it, my
guestimate about the ratio of useful contributions to this newsgroup by
IK compared to you would be bordering on, oh I don't know, approximately
infinity to one or so...

If your webforum is such a raging success, why are you even bothering to
come here?

big

 

Because CK has stated that she wanted to do nice things for us nice
motorcyclists here in aus.motorcycles... and although she reckons we
are rude, obnoxious, and need some form of help... she is willing to
stay on and try to convert us to the good side!

Johno

Beer?

 

Such as...? If it's proven beyond doubt, you shouldn't have much trouble
citing example.

I can always join your forum for that, huh? Bet they'd like me there.

 

....and you know this because...?

 

OK, OK, you have sent your one message... now will you **** off?

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Yeah, I've really hated meeting most people here at least twice a year for the last decade.

 

And I notice it's logo is eerily similar to another well known Australian motorcycling site, whose moto is "Connecting Riders".

 

I happen to know one.

 

True, lots of Harley Wankers in her (I need some Lovin) group.

Boxer

 

A Mormon Biker?

Boxer

 

Hey, I used to BE one! Ok, not strictly true. I USED to be a Mormon. NOW I'm
a biker <snigger> I haven't ever been both at the same time.... Interesting
concept though...... You know how the Mormon missionaroies ride bicycles (or
walk) these days? Well, back in the 70s they used to drive cars - but in the
late '70s the Powers That Be (not God, of course - the earthly Mormon ones)
stopped Mormon missionaries from driving cars coz they had so many prangs -
that's why they all ended up on bicycles or on foot.... Can you imagine if
they'd been on motorcycles instead of bicycles..... oh God, the
humanity...... <grin>

By the way, I think you lot are being mega-harsh to CK (oh gosh - ausmotians
being harsh - faaaaark, what a shock!).... AusBikers is actually ok (and
yes, still free....) and while I haven't actually taken the plunge and met
any AusBikers in Real Life, I've made ONE e-friend a long way from Canberra.

betty, outing herself <snigger>

 

Not in the Biblical sense of the word I hope!

Boxer

 

Ahhh that would be a no. Nice guy, but not *that* nice.

 

A moron? oh... the shame betty, here I was nearly ready to pop the
question and you throw this at me!

Yeh, they would have lives!

Us? Hard? Never!

Ummmm... you haven't been taking lesson from our resident leg-rooting
spamming bitch have you?

Oi Betty, you could have teed up with GB - but thanks to CK - he is
but a mere shadow of himself!

Best you out yourself to PI - we need a good beer wench - we supply
the uniform.

Johno

Beer betty?

 

Oh bugger.....

lol, I promise I have never rooted a leg.... or bitched a spam..... (spammed
a bitch????) oh Johno, you have made me all flustered as usual!!!

ah, but what's a GB compared with a Johno darlin'???

Oh I can imagine the uniform.... (lurve a good uniform, but prefer it on a
BLOKE!) Actually I was seriously thinking of doing PI but I think work is
going to get in the way, dammit. This beer wench will have to wait another
year (maturing like a good wine, of course)

betty

 

In aus.motorcycles on Sun, 6 Aug 2006 19:52:33 +1000

If you can imagine a beer wench uniform on the likes of the blokes who
turn up to PI then I can't work out if I should be impressed with your
power of imagination or horrified at it!


Zebee

 

lol - actually I was thinking more along the lines of a nice beer bloke
uniform - stretched across broad shoulders, tapering to slim hips, and
clinging to a nice taut male butt.... but then again I've never been to PI
so it's all still a big fantasy for me <grin>.

betty

 

In aus.motorcycles on Sun, 6 Aug 2006 20:41:42 +1000

Believe me, even if you went that would still be fantasy!

Zebee