Avast!

Tomorrow is Talk Like A Pirate Day

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

 

Oi think You'll foind thaats Poirate me hearty.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ben belched forth and ejected the following:

Arrr!

 

I love the fact that this is announced the day before unlike Halloween
which our local co-op is already merchandising for.

It's a] six fucking weeks away and b] we're not American.

FFS, what's next, Easter Eggs in November?

 

HA - HAAARR!!

 

Oh Arrrr?

 

Beat me to it blaast yer oiyes!

 

Q. Why are Pirates called Pirates?

A. Because they just Arrrrr!




Ah, my coat. Thanks...

 

Yarrr! We be in fine pirate-speakin' form on the 'morrow, me land-lubberin'
scurvy dogs. Yarrr!

 

Shiver me timbers!

 

keel-haul me dubloons, an' pieces of parrot. ARRRRR

 

Cane skrev:

No, october/november is the time for Santa and Rudolph...
Easter eggs have to wait till december. (twentysixth)

 

Damn their eyes. Show the rum-bibbin' scum thar own giblets at a
cutlass end.

Yarr.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan White belched forth and ejected the
following:

Why are farmers called farmers?

Cos they Ooo-arrrr!

 

Bollocks, I missed it. And it would have been really handy today.

 

A vast what, me hearty?

<parrot>

Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!

</p>

Damn parrots and their inflationary ways, aaarrr.

 

An Uxbridge pub is having Christmas Dinner next Saturday...

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Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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