Baby on board stickers

Indeed.

I don't think a fixed sticker in the back is any worse than the
dealership advert or any other sticker, as long as it's doesn't
obscure too much of the rearward view.

It's the crap you often see swinging from the interior mirror that
bothers me more. Wouldn't such dull your sensitivity to things moving
in that plane, so you then tend to ignore them (be it a smelly Xmas
tree, or one of us on a bike on the road)?

Having said that I think there are some people who can generally cope
with such things (along with eating / drinking / talking / smoking /
using a mobile / ICE / CB / AR / GPS) but many many more more that
cant.

 

What do you wear when you want to feel slutty?

 

What does she think it will achieve?

 

Pointless, irritating.

 

No, but I liked the idea of a straw poll. I am going to show the
results to SWMBO though.

 

Fcuk noes

 

No thanks, I'm typing.

 

I think they're very useful for other drivers. Especially if you've got
more than one child.

Always useful to know that the driving is likely to become erratic as the
mother randomly smacks the bickering children in the back.

Or "just in case" if they're not bickering. At least, I think my Mum
would have found a sticker appropriate.

 

Well, ask her! Enquireing mind(s) want to know!

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 145 2.0 Cloverleaf 156 V6 2.5 S2
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

Originally, as has been mentioned, to inform the emergency services of
the presence of a junior chav. Whether they would then choose to extract
the spawn manually or send for some special toxic material handling
equipment, I don't know.
That the stickers/labels have been misappropriated by the hard of
thinking to inform all and sundry that they are capable of fucking and
breeding is a misfortune and only leads to information overload,
especially when one claps eyes on the driver and thinks, "Who the ****
would shag that?"

Please don't do it, unless you really do only use it when the kid is on
board.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

There's another reason, aside from the emergency services one, and the
'look at me, I made a brat!' reason. It's that parents seem to think,
nay _believe_ with all their might, that the sun shines out of their
brats' arses, and that the known universe revolves around them. The
'myth of the child' - a topic that I've evoked often in my essays here.

Last Thursday, I stood and listened to a mother ask me if I couldn't
create a group within 'sixieme' (=~ 11, 12 years) as her little princess
had done three years of English. If that same little princess gets a
shite mark at the end of the year, it won't be her fault; it'll be
'mine'. How could it be her daughter's fault? Her daughter perspires
nectar, her farts are lavendar, and her excreta is edible.

Gimme a fucking break.

D.

 

And where are the pictures?

 

The sign of a total luser.
Those who are old enough to remember Chairman Harold will also remember
a sticker that should be revived: "Dont say Brown say Uselessœ"

 

On the internet.

 

...and my phone.

 

I think so.

 

eep!

 

To be brutally honest, I think many are just Proud Parent syndrome, or
occasionally I Got Given This By A Good Friend And Don't Want To Upset
Her syndrome.

 

As Ben Elton used to say " Don't you flaunt your fertility at me" and
suggested one that read "personally I've not been blessed with children
but I would still prefer not to be killed in a car accident thank you"

 

I'll be driving up Sunday morning if that helps.

--
Adie
(replace spam with nickname to reply)

New (not yet updated) UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.info/faq/index.html

YZF-R1 : ZX9R-E1 : GPz 750 turbo
keeper of the FAQ for my sins
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11