Baby on board stickers

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cab, Sep 28, 2008.

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    Catman Guest

    Happens in Essex as well. Hardly a surprise there, though.

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    Catman, Sep 28, 2008
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  2. Pretty much like you. I read once that they came about because of
    _one_ incident in Germany where a baby was thrown from a wrecked car and
    not found for some time. Contrary to "modern" usage, they were not to
    mean "Drive carefully, I'm a breeder," but "There should be a baby in this
    car, if there isn't then look for her."

    So:
    a) modern law and technology mean that infants should be confined to approved
    safery restraints. The chance of an infant then being thrown from a crashed
    car are minimal, unless her wardens are incompetent.
    b) the presence of such a sticker when there _wasn't_ a baby on board could
    waste valuable rescue-workers' time on a wild-goose chase.

    They serve no purpose; they may mislead. Case closed.

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Sep 28, 2008
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  3. Are you a burd?

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Sep 28, 2008
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  4. Oh, $DEITY yes!

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Sep 28, 2008
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    cat Guest

    Pip Luscher wrote:
    ing for kids possibly thrown clear in a crash.
    With friends like that.....


    I've decided that all these toys[1] genuinely are just machines, and any
    attempt to add fluff to them, or 'personalise' them detracts from their
    function and the respect they deserve as machines that can happily rip
    limbs off.

    [1]Cars and bikes, not teddies.
     
    cat, Sep 28, 2008
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    cat Guest

    I'm female, dunno about 'burd'. I'm actually capable.
     
    cat, Sep 28, 2008
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    Steve Parry Guest

    They, and baby seats, are a warning sign to avoid parking next to them as
    they dozy bints are so distracted with their sprogs that they often allow
    their car doors to bang and chip everyone else's cars

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    Steve Parry, Sep 28, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Tell her there's an on-the-spot-fine if the plod catch you displaying one
    sans sprat. <thinks> It's France. There probably is.

    And the child has to wear a dayglo vest while in the car.
     
    platypus, Sep 28, 2008
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    des Guest

    ITYM, oh, `echo $DEITY` yes !!

    D.
     
    des, Sep 28, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    I'm not putting the fucking thing in my Motor. My street cred would go
    right down. I'm using the excuse that the car is meant to be for
    professional trips too. :)
     
    Cab, Sep 28, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    <G> I may try that for a laugh. :)
     
    Cab, Sep 28, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Anyone who has one is a ****.

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    Beav, Sep 28, 2008
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    muddy cat Guest

    Your street creed is gone anyway just for asking.
     
    muddy cat, Sep 28, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    More seriously, if the child is in a proper child seat, it won't be thrown
    into the undergrowth. It will probably be the best-protected occupant of
    the vehicle. I'm assuming that French law is similar to UK law as regards
    strapping down the tinies. Anyway, if you're too stupid or lazy to
    adequately restrain your offspring, then perhaps it's just as well that your
    genes are not propagated.
     
    platypus, Sep 28, 2008
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    Cab Guest

    I like to ask controversial questions. <G>
     
    Cab, Sep 28, 2008
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    cat Guest

    Ooh, there's interesting. Thanks.
    We're this to be practicable where would I need to be, at what time, and
    how many petrol pennies?
     
    cat, Sep 28, 2008
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    ottguit Guest

    I think it'as just an excuse to keep the driver of that car from
    concentrating on what they're doing EG Driving.
    Bg
     
    ottguit, Sep 28, 2008
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Well, I used to slap my own 'custom' paint jobs on bikes, (though they
    had always already ben repainted by a previous owner) and hack baffles
    in my yoof, but these days I tend to stick to practical changes. My
    Guzzi has uprated headlights, pannier frames, a clock and a formerly
    self-retracting side stand that doesn't any more. Small, discreet
    changes that sort out minor niggles.

    I do tend to replace excessively loud (to my ears) exhausts with stock
    items as well. Much as I like to hear singles and vee-twins on loud
    pipes, I just don't like announcing my presence and bad behaviour to
    all and sundry and there are times and places where a loud exhaust is
    really inappropriate.

    I suppose that I am stamping my own values on the bike after the
    previous owner stamped his, so in a sense, perhaps I do customize.
     
    Pip Luscher, Sep 28, 2008
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    I always take them to mean "The driver of this car is a stupid twat".
    That is sometimes useful to know, so I'm happy for divers to display
    them if they wish.
     
    Colin Irvine, Sep 28, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    I borrow my housemate's child seat when it's raining and I want to park
    close to the doors at Sainsburys.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 28, 2008
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