Back on a bike

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Jul 28, 2008.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <turns green>
    <reaches for wastebasket>
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 29, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    You must be stoked. I think you should celebrate by giving me the
    'lovely Louise's' phone number. Tell her I'm your new carer if you
    like, so I need to know all the details (apart from how to wipe your
    arse).
    Does bone generally take a rest from growing, or are you 'special'?

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    Krusty, Jul 29, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    1. She's married, with kids
    2. Get in the queue
    heh. I was warned by the original surgeon in the IoM that the trauma
    could be significant enough that the bone wouldn't heal. Apparently,
    with a clean break, when you put the bits back together, everything
    lines up ok (blood vessels, etc), and it gets on and heals. But, when
    the broken ends don't really match properly, then the process just
    doesn't get started. Or something.

    <thinks>

    Why don't we have a resident orthopedic surgeon on ukrm?
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    Champ, Jul 29, 2008
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  4. Champ

    Krusty Guest

    She'll leave him - they always do[1].
    I'm a patient chap - I can wait 'til she's left all of them too[1].
    I think I'll just stick with the 'special' tag - it's easier.
    They have highly paid jobs & spend all day surrounded by nurses - what
    would they want with us?

    [1] Lemons have got nothing on me atm.

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    Krusty, Jul 29, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    **** **** ****. Back on the morphine for a while, I imagine :-(((

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    Ace, Jul 29, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    Nice one, Champ. Feels good, doesn't it?
     
    Lozzo, Jul 29, 2008
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  7. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    We don't need one, we have you and Frag to find these sort of things
    out for us.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 29, 2008
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    des Guest

    Well our 'resident accountant' can't count, and our 'resident
    journalist' can barely string two words together. A surgeon would
    probably kill all of AADP.

    D.
     
    des, Jul 29, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    Well done.

    I got back in the car today, for the first time in 17 days. Felt odd &
    good. Hurts like **** but at least it's physically possible now.
    You gurt big blubbing pansy
     
    wessie, Jul 29, 2008
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  10. Champ

    Champ Guest

    Well, the disappointment was more than made up for by getting out of
    the chair and onto crutches.
    Actually, I doubt it. I imagine that it's a fairly straightforward
    procedure - 3 days in hospital, I reckon, with a femoral block for 24
    hours after the op, then ordinary painkillers after that. The femur
    never hurt too much after the initial op, and most of that pain was
    down to soft tissue damage anyway, I think. I mean, its not like
    there's nerve endings inside your bones.

    Thanks for the text, btw.

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    Champ, Jul 29, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    **** yeah. Drove over to F's this afternoon, had something to eat,
    chilled out, drove home again. Feel like a human being again.
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    Champ, Jul 29, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    I prefer to think of it as 'comfortable with my emotions'.
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    Champ, Jul 29, 2008
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    des Guest

    Nice one. You'll soon be up to fucking her in a swimming pool again.

    We look forward to a full report.

    D.
     
    des, Jul 29, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    Cool. Small steps, and all that.
    Well let's hope so. Amazing what they can do with internal
    anaesthetics these days, innit?

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    Ace, Jul 29, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    Indeed. Whilst I've only spent 17 days without driving it's nice to be
    independent again, without having to use a useless Stagecoach bus or taxi.
     
    wessie, Jul 29, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    I'd never heard of a 'block' before this accident, but I had one on
    the femur, and then another one was used on my arm when they did my
    hand surgery 10 days later. A quick google doesn't turn up any useful
    layman's guides, but I can say that my experience has been pretty
    positive.
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    Champ

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    Champ, Jul 30, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Jul 30, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    Yeah, I found that, but it makes no ref at all to ortho surgery, and
    seems to be all about short time periods.
    That's more like it. It does say "It is recommended that all blocks
    on major nerves be carried out on patients that are awake or only
    lightly sedated", and have no memory at all of it, but I guess I could
    have been lightly sedated for pre-op. Also, my recollection is that
    it lasted at least 18 hours, if not more.
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    Champ, Jul 30, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    There's another technique that's probably not just a 'nerve block'
    which is not mentioned there. It involves inserting a catheter into
    the vein and delivering small doses of anasthetic over a period of
    time, effectively continuing th nerve block indefinitely. I first saw
    it used on a young lad who pulled pulled his ACL off his femur while
    skiing with us last season. They left it in for a couple of days at
    least, IIRC.

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    Ace, Jul 30, 2008
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    My brother is on one at the moment, after surgery.
    His formerly pristine 180 Jota is still predominantly straight, just
    scuffed to ****. He stacked it at Mallory at some vintage bike meet
    a few weeks back and tore his rotator cuff very badly.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Jul 30, 2008
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