Barnstaple.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Simes, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. Simes

    Simes Guest

    Just scored a job there.

    Any one in the area know anything about renting cheap digs in the
    manor?
     
    Simes, Mar 5, 2007
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  2. Simes

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, Pip tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    I must admit it's a beautiful part of the country. Spent most of the
    weekend down there and even in the rain on Friday afternoon it was
    lovely.
    Thinking of trying to rent or buy one of those large static caravan
    things - probably be able to rent it out after the contract ends.

    Traffic did seem a little heavy - apparently they'll soon be opening a
    new bridge over the river which will make it better.
     
    Simes, Mar 5, 2007
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    Pip Guest

    It's a 'glad to be alive' day almost every day.
    That's a smart idea. Plenty of them about, too.
    So I see:

    http://www.edmund-nuttall.co.uk/news/january2007/taw_bridge.html

    Due to hand over in May - and they're ahead of schedule! What do they
    think they're doing to the rep of the Great British Workman?

    That should make a hell of a difference, actually.
     
    Pip, Mar 5, 2007
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    A nice run from there to Hartland Quay for the hill climbs.
    Worth a visit anyway for a walk along the coastal path.

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    Pete Fisher, Mar 5, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    For some reason while reading this, I was thinking of Dunstable. Cue one
    major 'wtf' moment.
     
    ogden, Mar 5, 2007
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  6. Simes

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, ogden tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    Dunstable - a place of outstanding natural nastyness.
     
    Simes, Mar 5, 2007
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    Eiron Guest

    Nastier than Luton?
     
    Eiron, Mar 5, 2007
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  8. Simes

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, Eiron tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    I think Luton is a paradise in comparison.
     
    Simes, Mar 5, 2007
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    sweller Guest

    "Stay off the moor"
     
    sweller, Mar 5, 2007
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  10. Simes

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, sweller tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    You made me miss.
     
    Simes, Mar 5, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    Simes is old, the front of his suit always has a damp patch.
     
    Lozzo, Mar 5, 2007
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  12. Simes

    Pip Guest

    Aha!

    "Piddletrenthide (n)

    A trouser stain caused by a wimbledon(1). Not to be confused with a
    botley(2).

    1. Wimbledon (n) That last drop which, no matter how much you shake
    it, always goes down your trouser leg.

    2. Botley (n) The prominent stain on a man's trouser crotch seen on
    his return from the lavatory. A botley proper is caused by an
    accident with the push taps, and should not be confused with any stain
    caused by insufficient waggling of the willy (see: piddletrenthide)."

    I quote, of course, from that inestimable source of knowledge, The
    Meaning Of Liff.
     
    Pip, Mar 6, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    My sister had 2 x blocks of flats with 20 flats per block down in
    Barnstaple. She got rid of them all when she saw sense.

    She moved back oop norf too.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
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    Beav, Mar 7, 2007
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  14. Simes

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, Champ tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    My new boss is a keen surfist. I'm supposed to be getting some pics
    for a website for him - as soon as there is a decent surf and decent
    light.

    I do have a wetsuit as it happens... Ignore Bear. I have often been
    complimented on my fine physique.
     
    Simes, Mar 9, 2007
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  15. Simes

    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, Bear tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    It's not string. It's magic bailer twine.
     
    Simes, Mar 10, 2007
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  16. It's not string. It's magic bailer twine.
    [/QUOTE]
    The sign of a true country person is a length of bailing twine in your
    pocket.
     
    Mick Whittingham, Mar 12, 2007
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    Simes Guest

    That dear old chap, Mick tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:
    I always carry a bit of string - marvellous stuff.
     
    Simes, Mar 24, 2007
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