Beginner biker advice

You are clearly wrong.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "higgins@work"

I know. It's a puzzle, isn't it? It *seems* like sensible advice, and
yet...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

"I shall not wish you "happy bidding" as I know it can be a
frustrating affair "

How gay is that!

 

I can't get both feet flat on the floor on my XT.

Did he say it was a first bike?

If I was 'sensible' I wouldn't ride bikes at all so sensible isn't
something I readily acknowledge.

 

If he wants a 'Busa why would he want to settle for Honda?

 

took a blunt brush and painted...

"any dark patches on the ground are water, not oil or anything sinister!"

Why not move the bloody bike away from the water then?

Jeeze, kill lots of potential interest for the want of 5 seconds of bike
movement.

 

I can't get the tips of both feet down at the same time on your XT.

 

SD is big leggy.