Beware road resurfacing

If you read it, you read it. If you are amused by it, you're
amused by it. I am, that's why I posted it. If you hate it, you
hate it (but then why read it, learn to use the killfile). I
don't really give a shit whether you are amused or not.

Anyway, "usenet is a write only medium" so no-one gives a toss.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

Good Lord, really?

Would she like me to pop round a do a little polishing whilst she's
hoovering?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

No. Just someone with common sense and who values their knee-caps.

cKev

 

Can you see your face in it?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I'll be the judge of that, TYVM.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Pip belched forth and ejected the following:

Vaseline is less messy but takes fucking *ages* to get off.

 

You look, I'm not going anywhere near. Him.

 

There were some orange signs a couple of bends back, but they looked
like rock-fall ones. Pretty hard to make out from the vid though.

 

1) Not at all - you can go any speed you like - I dont care as long as you
dont damage me or my vehicle. There has been ocassions when ive written in
the dirt on the back of my 45 ft trailer "your skid stops here".

2) Why do you call me a ****? You dont know me and I dont know you. Do you
always insult people in this manner. I doubt youd call me that in real life
so you hide behind the "safety" of the net.

McKev

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

So why the comment about speeding on gravel?

Your vehicle wasn't involved so by your rationale, you wouldn't give a
toss?

You're right, you're not my friend but if you were I'd call you ****.

You know nothing.