BGN needs your help re. Datatool alarm

The clumsy **** has dropped the Tiger at 2mph. Ice allegedly.

The Wankatool 3 alarm has gone into a hissy fit. The bike won't start and
when Nick turns off the ignition the alarm sets itself and immediately
sounds the klaxon.

He's tried to get it to enter "ferry mode" as I suggested it might be a
dislodged tilt switch. This does not work.

Any other clues?

 

Take the fucking alarm and pound it into very small pieces?

 

that was suggested many months ago

 

So, being gay he does not get the same treatment as a women ?

 

My wife is disabled so the RAC bent over backwards to accommodate her
and came within half an hour. They should do the same for BGN.
Is there a list of categories for special service?

 

Dunno

There should be an award for the most sublte innuendo(e)s in a post though.

 

He phoned me, and I told him there should be a blanking plug somewhere.
All Trumf alarms are ready-wired into the loom. You just plug one in if
you want it.

If you don't have one, the other half of the plug socket has the
blanking plug - basically, the other half of the connector block, which
makes the circuits and allows the bike to run happily.

So, you unplug the alarm, plug in the blanking plug, and away you go.

But his didn't come with one.

 

Doubtful. Forwards, possibly.

 

(The Older Gentleman) wrote in

You can achieve the same with a couple of short wires apparently. You just
need to know which 2 pairs of pins to short out. If someone has a blanking
plug handy then a minute or two with a continuity meter should find the
fuckers.

Both options are beyond Nick anyway...

 

Well, yes, I can only agree

 

85.214.105.209:

nearly 3 hours later and the tow truck has arrived

 

Oh well. If there's such a thing as a nice drop, I guess 2mph is as
close as it comes.

 

*snort*

 

It was 20mph, but I'm still here so I guess you're right.

 

A commendably straight bat.

And there's a joke there somewhere, if I could spot it.

 

I did that to mine. It never gave me any gyp after that.

 

I did that to mine. It never gave me any gyp after that.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

He's probably been driven mad by pikey cunts using the cheesy server to
post multiple times.

Oh, wait...

 

Up a mountain shouldn't be so bad as at least the bike could be put in
neutral and make it back down under gravity. Now in a valley OTOH..

 

heh.