BGN

Has just been pulled doing 123mph in the car[1].

Twat.

[1] Sorry, Nick. I didn't mean to steal your thunder but I thought it
was bloody funny and since your phone has been to find out what happened
I'm posting here to open you up to public ridicule

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Whinging Courier amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Actually, bad form but I may have jumped the gun by assuming it was the
police... or maybe it was... ewwww...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, wessie amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Why am I a **** because you kept quiet? That's twice in as many days
that someone's had a go at me because they made a mistake.

 

Heh.

At least he'll enjoy bending over and taking it roughly from behind....

 

I refer the audience to my comments in another thread.

I think there are other words that describe his predicament.

 

As he said on Christmas eve:

It's made a bloody good start so far.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, wessie amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

His phone's unavailable. I tried phoning him straight back to find out
the S.P. It's now switched off, I feel you could be onto something about
the Maidstone...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Eiron amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

BGN = Bloody Good News

 

They were duly noted.

Maybe this will trigger the good cry.

How does 'I was momentarily distracted by worry over my sick father,
my elderly mother relies on me for transport and without a licence I'd
be unable to get to work' sound as a starter for excuses?

A friend's mother is driving around on 13 points after various people
wrote a slew of references for her.

 

maybe he is pissed off with you for posting this, when he didn't
particularly want everyone knowing... just a thought.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Jackie amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Bollocks. You're just playing the over dramatic woman.

 

Bet that made him lose concentration for a bit.

 

If it's any consolation, I just blew into the nice police officers
machine, after about 18 beers (I guess approx 8 pints). I guess the red
LED isn't as desireable as the green one?


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DoetNietComputeren said...

Does it really matter if you're driving on a Human's licence, not a
cloggy one? Surely you can only cop a fine and a ban, but nothing on the
licence?

 

Oops. That could be a short sharp custodial if he's unlucky.

 

Seriously?

 

I was planning on not broadcasting it to the whole world until I had
some resolution.

 

I refer the audience to the classic case of "Transference" being
exhibited here.

<http://www.crisiscounseling.com/Articles/Transference.htm>

 

It's a shame he's wrong, otherwise it would be sage commentary.

No, it has to a stupidly small thing to trigger something like that.

I've spoken with Champ and am confident (hopeful?) that nothing more
will come of this.

 

<crosses fingers>