BGN

YTTTTTC.

 

This being Holland, it wouldn't surprise me at all.

 

I can't see any connection between the font of the badges and plod cars
;-)

 

Dnc doesn't live in Holland, he lives in Friesland

 

"And this is my colleague who, I am proud to say, is also my lover....
Evening all."

 

Humility always helps.
I was once given a telling off by two (plod) on duty for 54mph over the
limit.
Mind you, perhaps I should have known that particular road went past the
local HQ.

 

God yes, they sure can make life rather tiresome. I've had them set up 2
unmarked and 1 marked cars in series over 2 miles at the exit from my
country road to the M8 at Langbank in Scotland, to try and actually get
me on a 1000EXUP. It was easy enough, I was there same time every
morning. Fortunately I clocked them and knowing there was trouble
brewing had fitted the *real* number plate.

 

Well to be fair I've always been guilty as hell.....

 

You missed an "F" in there somewhere...........


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Robbo
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PM#7
BotM#4
..

 

Spooky!
I was broken in *properly* by a Strathclyde WPC at a fairly early stage.
Her estranged DI ex hubby and a couple of his plod mates gave me the
only really serious kicking I've had. Out of the blue and completely
unexpected without a second to prepare. I didn't identify them but he
made sure she knew.

We are talking about Glasgow city constabularly in the 1980's so hardly
a surprise or an unusual event.

 

TBH I never gave them a moments thought. I've always been an ubber
pragmatist and the odds just didn't look appealing. It was one of a few
useful object lessons in how to deal with plod a few years later though.

Plod has changed a lot mind. I'm undecided whether it makes them easier
or harder to deal with.

 

snip>

Has he still got the name of the brief who got the jammy **** off the
hook in Leeds or are you just going to copy his trick of wearing a
suit and trying to look like a decent member of society?

When the magistrates were commenting on Champs sins I was desperately
trying to attract his attention from the back of the court so I could
make him laugh and piss them off.

 

You did take a spare licence over there with you didn't you?

 

Which reminds me of a night in the pub across from Marc Donovan's
pad just after I arrived in the UK...

To me the punchline, as it were, was when she was wandering about
picking up afterwards, "Has anybody seen my knickers?"

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WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Seeing as Robbo cancelled the day where he promised the purchase of a
large sausage I accept your humble invitation. I will set off to get
there mega early by I'll get there fucking late after getting utterly
lost.

 

I didn't say I didn't see him.

I slowed to about 80mph, which is my normal police overtaking speed,
and then pissed off into the distance, but a bit early.

 

Don't worry. I'm flattered that you've shown me concern and am
thankful for the advice you have given to me. Thank you.

 

Isn't that where the english language originated?w

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Paul.
CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
BOTAFOT #4
BOTAFOF #30
MRO #24
OMF #15

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

By mega early I meant give me a bell so I can meet you so we can get
some brekkers before the MOT (Moment Of Truth).

Coming through SE LOndon will not be any quicker than going round the
M25 and M4 but it will be a lot less hassle.

 

M4 it is then.