bike storage.

The insured does not have to be a person so a generalisation like that
would never work. Think commercial policies where the insured is a plc or
public body or motability schemes where the insured is a lease company.

 

Generally, the rule is 'must have an insurable interest'; owner, keeper,
other relevant body (lease co, for instance).

 

Personally, I would get myself to a reputable broker(1): you meet the
conditions for cover as owner, and if you could get a second rider (well,
first?) nominated to move the thing if needed you might get a reasonable
deal. Obviously specify a nominal mileage. Of course, what would it cost
as a one off?

1: Yes, are one or two who actually know what they are talking about and
know who to speak to in the ins co. One or two.

 

How about a sealed lead container inside a poured concrete block,
transported to permanent storage in a salt mine cavern in Cheshire?

 

sounds just the ticket.

hmm. How about we take no chances and dump your proposed container off
the side of a boat in the middle of the North Sea?

 

Not deep enough:

http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sea#Geographic_divisions

 

I suppose we could splash out for a trip to Challenger Deep.

 

36,000ft & 16,155PSI. Perfect!

 

Bags I first dibs on his wif...

Whoops...

How does one cancel a post again?

 

Wireless connectivity hard to come by in the North-East is it?

 

Should have said: got your email; many thanks; will reply soon.

 

Righto.

 

Wor lass stopped me, actually.

 

I was trying to help you out, you daft old gimmer.

 

<g> And don't think I'm not grateful.

 

Which, as you can tell from the Q, means **** all to me.

Radioactive ?

What ?

 

Actually, just checked the one I replied to, and those words were not in
it.

 

Please expand.

 

Not after you'd trimmed the second paragraph out, no.

For a thick ****, you really are a fucking thick ****.

 

even better, it's on a fast-moving subduction plate, so before too
long, the container would be shoved into the Earth's mantle - job
done!