Bike transport

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Drew.H, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog
    That's because I haven't taken any. It's a black GTR1400. Look at the
    Kawasaki website and imagine a fat bloke sat on it. How hard could that
    be?

    I may get around to taking some tomorrow, would you prefer me clothed or
    au naturel?
    IDSWYM, and cannot understand the pikeyness that makes you not hand over
    10 euros to the Pickelhaube server forthwith. But that's probably just
    me.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 4, 2007
    #21
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  2. Drew.H

    Hog Guest

    I think it's best you stay behind the camera. Perhaps one of Sharon's
    friends would volunteer to model? I have one in mind I just can't recall
    the lady's name.
    Oh I pay my E10 it's just that by an unfortunate twist of fate I ended up
    with Tiscali as an ISP temporarily who block nntp and nntps. Motzarella are
    kind enough to open some non standard ports.
     
    Hog, Aug 4, 2007
    #22
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog
    You're very wise.
    I suspect you're thinking of Mel. I'll ask. Stranger things have
    happened.
    I'm mildly surprised that you, of all people, would fall into that trap.

    Physician, heal thyself!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 4, 2007
    #23
  4. Drew.H

    Hog Guest

    I was duped I tell you!

    <sheds tear for ol' Freenet>

    Actually I was misled by a little sales rascal called Stuart Dover
     
    Hog, Aug 5, 2007
    #24
  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog
    Brother of Ben?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 5, 2007
    #25
  6. Drew.H

    Hog Guest

    It was a lady who attended your "garden party" a couple of years ago.

    Those 'leccy screens are rather good fun dont you think. Hours of harmless
    fun on a K11.

    There hasn't been a decent replacement for said Beemer so far, parent
    company having lost the plot.
     
    Hog, Aug 5, 2007
    #26
  7. Drew.H

    Hog Guest

    I'll feed them in and you.....
     
    Hog, Aug 5, 2007
    #27
  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog
    That'll be her.
    Oh yes.
    There is now...

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 5, 2007
    #28
  9. Drew.H

    Hog Guest

    They just need to sell 10,000 of them this year and fill the breakers with
    cheap parts. 32kg more too but hallelujah it has a 6th gear overdrive, the
    one thing the K needed most.
     
    Hog, Aug 5, 2007
    #29
  10. Drew.H

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I think I should be allowed one as well. I've got a tinted visor on my
    crash helmet and a black baglux cover on my bike so that should be
    enough.

    Did you realise that the person you're asking for a MIB# has purple
    wheels one of his bikes? Even my bike's got black wheels.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 5, 2007
    #30
  11. Drew.H

    Hog Guest

    Black Bandit <check>
    Black leathers <check>
    Black gloves <check>
    Black helmet <check>
    Black boots <check>

    Black Heart <check>
     
    Hog, Aug 5, 2007
    #31
  12. Drew.H

    Adie Guest

    and what difference does that make? its Men IN black not ON black.
    no worries. I do hope you welcomed the hooligans who turned up this
    morning in your dressing gown.

    Champ was feeling delicate as it was.
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    Adie
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    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/
    keeper of the ukrm faq for my sins

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    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adie, Aug 5, 2007
    #32
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Adie
    I was already dressed. I did briefly consider changing back into my
    dressing-gown, but it didn't really seem worth it.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
    Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 5, 2007
    #33
  14. Drew.H

    gomez Guest

    Reall? If only all bikes were like that.

    ITYM "The bike will go as slow as you want it to,too".
     
    gomez, Aug 6, 2007
    #34
  15. Drew.H

    Pip Guest

    Here, you need this: "y"

    I've been aware of the desire to go much faster. When late, tired,
    bored or just plain wanting to get out of the present location. The
    A34, for example - the next crest is visible and I want to be *there*,
    *now* - not in ten minutes, after going all the way down this side and
    then all the bloody way up that side.

    The M180 going out of sCunthorpe is a case in point- rolling along at
    140+ (the white lines appear solid, unbroken, at that speed, you know)
    - and it just keeps damn unrolling along - for mile after mile after
    bloody unending mile. The A15 going towards Lincoln off the M180 is
    even worse - it must run dead straight and pretty much flat for 20
    miles.

    The Bandit 12 was a revelation on urban motorways when making progress
    - see a gap in whatever lane, twist - in the gap - twist - in the next
    one ... and so on. That's OK, but one can rarely have the potential
    for too much speed.
    And in many cases, slower. Running out of spark plug, for example.
     
    Pip, Aug 6, 2007
    #35
  16. Drew.H

    gomez Guest

    Even though I was dragged up not far away I am proud to say I have
    never been to Sunny Scunny although I have passed it many times. I
    would say the M180 qualifies as the most boring road in the country.
     
    gomez, Aug 6, 2007
    #36
  17. Drew.H

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Have you never driven down the M11?
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 6, 2007
    #37
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