Biker friendly?

'Hog · May 26, 2005

Veggie Dave said:

Only met three Russian girlies ... all of whom were absolutely
stunning
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Will they **** for Levi's?

'Hog

Veggie Dave · May 26, 2005

'Hog said:

Will they **** for Levi's?
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Hmm, didn't think of asking that particular question

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Paul Carmichael · May 26, 2005

The said:

Why the **** bikers want to go to Scotland escapes me.

1. The weather is unutterably foul (Yeah, yeah, I'm always being told
"It was great last week!" but then that's Scotland's weather motto -
"You should have been here last week...")
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Sounds a bit like northern France.

2. The food is disgusting.
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Whereas french food is just poofy.

3. The natives are rude, surly, jealous of anyone south of the border,
and generally Neolithic.
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Sounds like northern france to me.

6. The roads are admittedly nice, but you never see them because of the
rain
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Sounds like northern france.

7. The beer is the foulest fizzy keg, strained through a Jock Strap
(sic).
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You drink beer?

But yes, Scotland is shit. Yes I have been there - a place called
Carmichael. I think I'm supposed to be the Laird or something one day.

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'Hog · May 26, 2005

Veggie Dave said:

Hmm, didn't think of asking that particular question
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So how did you pitch it or is that sig literal

'Hog

Paul Carmichael · May 26, 2005

Champ said:

Hmmm. My top 3 "Totty by country" chart would go something like:

1. Italy
2. Spain
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Up to the age of about 30, or until married. After that, they're fat and
have hairy faces.

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Paul Carmichael · May 26, 2005

Lozzo said:

I din't see an ugly woman all night, and I saw quite a few.
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Make your mind up.

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Iain Ogilvie · May 26, 2005

Can anyone recommend any good biker-friendly places to stay in Scotland?
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Erm - you could try the Caledonian in Fort Augustus - south end of Loch
Ness...

Ask for Chris, or Johanna and tell 'em Iain Ogilvie (Nildram) sent you! ;o)

http://www.thecaledonianhotel.com/

Lovely setting - great roads - and say Hi to Nessie! ;o)

Veggie Dave · May 26, 2005

'Hog said:

So how did you pitch it or is that sig literal
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I'm not actually single ATM, so didn't try even though it was made
obvious that if I did make the effort it would be worth it

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'Hog · May 26, 2005

Veggie Dave said:

I'm not actually single ATM, so didn't try even though it was made
obvious that if I did make the effort it would be worth it
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*Mystified*
must be a culcharaal thang
or she was standing behind you ;o)

'Hog

ObiWan · May 26, 2005

So that's a no then?

Been to France. And Spain. And Switzerland, Italy and Germany. Thought I'd
try something different this year....

The Older Gentleman said:

onetelnews said:

Can anyone recommend any good biker-friendly places to stay in Scotland?
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Go to France instead.

Why the **** bikers want to go to Scotland escapes me.

1. The weather is unutterably foul (Yeah, yeah, I'm always being told
"It was great last week!" but then that's Scotland's weather motto -
"You should have been here last week...")

2. The food is disgusting. Scotland has some of the world's greatest
natural ingredients, and all it can do is deep fry[1] or boil them to
extinction.

3. The natives are rude, surly, jealous of anyone south of the border,
and generally Neolithic.

4. The police are as above, but in uniform, and not quite as bright as
the ordinary natives.

5. The population put up a statue to Mel Gibson, ffs.

6. The roads are admittedly nice, but you never see them because of the
rain, snow, sleet, or the crust of midges across your visor.

7. The beer is the foulest fizzy keg, strained through a Jock Strap
(sic).

8. The accommodation, if offered to POWs, would be banned by the Geneva
Convention.

9. It's as far from civilisation[2] as the Riviera. Which would you
choose? Something that smells like a damp flannel and whose temperature
barely exceeds freezing, or the scent of olives in baking heat?

10. They're crap at football.

11. Still on the sporting theme, they think that throwing tree-trunks is
a spectator sport.

12. The men wear skirts.

13. The girls do, too.

14. England has to pay their dole cheques.

15. They can't build cars. Or even motorcycles. They used to be able to
hammer bits of pig-iron together to make boats, but they lost the knack.

16. They think the North Sea belongs to them. And the oil in it.

There are plenty more reasons, but I'm depressing myself thinking about
them.

On the plus side:-

1. Whisky.

2. Whisky.

3. See (1) and (2).

[1] Chewing gum included ;-)
[2] London.
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ObiWan · May 26, 2005

You haven't been turned away from many B&B when you turn up covered in dead
flies then ...

ObiWan · May 26, 2005

At last! An answer to my question. I never realised a simple question could
generate such a load of raving drivel from a group of people (present
company excepted) who clearly need to get out more. How does Biker friendly
Scotland turn in to Hollywood chicks and Estonian totty? Christ all mighty
....

Thank you, I'll have a look at it.

ObiWan · May 26, 2005

So that's a no then?

Been to France. Top half is boring as hell, the rest of it is OK

The Older Gentleman said:

onetelnews said:

Can anyone recommend any good biker-friendly places to stay in Scotland?
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Go to France instead.

Why the **** bikers want to go to Scotland escapes me.

1. The weather is unutterably foul (Yeah, yeah, I'm always being told
"It was great last week!" but then that's Scotland's weather motto -
"You should have been here last week...")

2. The food is disgusting. Scotland has some of the world's greatest
natural ingredients, and all it can do is deep fry[1] or boil them to
extinction.

3. The natives are rude, surly, jealous of anyone south of the border,
and generally Neolithic.

4. The police are as above, but in uniform, and not quite as bright as
the ordinary natives.

5. The population put up a statue to Mel Gibson, ffs.

6. The roads are admittedly nice, but you never see them because of the
rain, snow, sleet, or the crust of midges across your visor.

7. The beer is the foulest fizzy keg, strained through a Jock Strap
(sic).

8. The accommodation, if offered to POWs, would be banned by the Geneva
Convention.

9. It's as far from civilisation[2] as the Riviera. Which would you
choose? Something that smells like a damp flannel and whose temperature
barely exceeds freezing, or the scent of olives in baking heat?

10. They're crap at football.

11. Still on the sporting theme, they think that throwing tree-trunks is
a spectator sport.

12. The men wear skirts.

13. The girls do, too.

14. England has to pay their dole cheques.

15. They can't build cars. Or even motorcycles. They used to be able to
hammer bits of pig-iron together to make boats, but they lost the knack.

16. They think the North Sea belongs to them. And the oil in it.

There are plenty more reasons, but I'm depressing myself thinking about
them.

On the plus side:-

1. Whisky.

2. Whisky.

3. See (1) and (2).

[1] Chewing gum included ;-)
[2] London.
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ObiWan · May 26, 2005

Yes. Or if you prefer, anywhere along the west coast, north coast, east
coast, centre and south, 'coz that's where I'll be next week....

'Hog · May 26, 2005

ObiWan said:

At last! An answer to my question. I never realised a simple question
could generate such a load of raving drivel from a group of people
(present company excepted) who clearly need to get out more. How does
Biker friendly Scotland turn in to Hollywood chicks and Estonian
totty? Christ all mighty ...

Thank you, I'll have a look at it.
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It's not friendly to you top posting **** <headbut>

Post at the bottom please

'Hog

The Older Gentleman · May 26, 2005

ObiWan said:

So that's a no then?
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Do post at the bottom, old chap. Thanks.

The Older Gentleman · May 26, 2005

ObiWan said:

I never realised a simple question could
generate such a load of raving drivel
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Hey, look, fresh meat!

Salad Dodger · May 26, 2005

Can anyone recommend any good biker-friendly places to stay in Scotland?
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Go to France instead.

Why the **** bikers want to go to Scotland escapes me.[/QUOTE]
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That's your ancestral homeland, that, is Mr "By the Sea".
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The Older Gentleman · May 26, 2005

Owen said:

Plenty of good whiskeys
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None, actually.

'Hog · May 26, 2005

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Hey, look, fresh meat!
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