Biker Guinea Pigs wanted!

Biker guinea pigs wanted to stay with us in our farmhouse in Germany
by the River Mosel. This stunning area is a summer attraction,
especially to bikers, cyclists, walkers and nature lovers, with
idyllic roads for motorcycling tours. France, Luxembourg and Belgium
are ‘day trips’ away.

We have bough a huge farmhouse, for ‘retirement’ far too big for the
two of us, so are toying with the idea of ‘letting out’ the ground
floor during the tourist season, normally Easter until the October
wine festivals. We both speak fluent German and English, with Mrs a
German national and Mr an Englishman.
Ground floor means, kitchen, dining room, lounge (large), bedroom
(large), bathroom, with bath shower, toilet. There is also a basement
with a laundry room and washing machine, a warm ‘dry’ room for wet kit
(houses the boiler and large fuel tank) as well as other storage and
drying areas (not used as this area has the most sunshine in all of
Germany). The CHEAP but quality wine and beer are also stored here!!
Wireless internet access.

Bikes or other transport will be stored locked in a variety of
outbuildings, including a huge barn, in a virtually crime free area.
We are trying to pitch the costs to you in order to cover our own
outgoings plus a little bit, but not to demand premium rates for this
area, as it is also our own home. Equally we don’t wish to be
‘overwhelmed’ with demand. Letting will be self catering (good
amenities nearby) and for a maximum of 4 persons to start with, until
we see if we both like it. Costs will be around 25€ per night per
‘couple’ and Frankfurt Hahn and Ryanair are 20 mins away. Send an
email to mosel DASH home AT live DOT co DOT uk for more details and
links and pictures etc. We will TRY to reply to all. Thanks.

 

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Spamming goit. Mind you, this is what we're going to be doing in
Chile, via guest cabins on the land. Oh dear, perhaps I shouldn't have
mentioned that.

 

NOPE not spam at all, a genuine invitation ... take a chance and find
out!! On second thoughts don't bother, you wouldn't like it here!

 

I'm sure you'll start some entertaining thread and carefully slip in a
few pointers in a very subtle and effective manner.

Have to admit I am surprised at the use of the English language in the
above advert. Is it an attempt at market research ?

 

Yes it was. On topic spam, but spam none the less.

Oh dear.

 

Er ... yes it was.

but I expect it'll generally be taken as such. Certainly a nice part
of the world, as you say.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

Quite so.

Interesting approach from someone trying to sell something, nicht wahr?

 

It certainyl differs from how I would go about it.

 

Is a hamster any good? I dont think it can ride a bike though....



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Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

 

Simple bit of reverse psychology, innit?

 

A commercial post and then a rattle-throw in just seventeen
minutes

Lighten up, kid.

 

Nah, self catering, not bed and breakfast.

 

Oh, probably ;-) Just amused that he managed to go from spamming with
a business post to yammer-mode in a quarter of an hour. It doesn't
bode well for the customer service, does it?

"Could I please have another pillow?

"Isn't one good enough for you? Bugger off or I'll set the Frau onto
you."

Certainly a nice part

That's true enough.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache

I really think we need to see pictures of the Frau before we can form an
accurate judgement on the matter.

She might be a real munter,

 

Literally a stone's throw from Ace's pad - oh, hang on, I've got the map set
a bit small. But could be a 2 stop trip.

Emailed.

 

"She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany, and as you can
imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition."

 

<G>

Bear, is that you?

 

TOG@Toil took a blunt brush and painted...

Nah, he's obviously hear of you, and now you've mentioned you're doing the
same thing, worried you'll trash his place to take out the competition.

Spammer!

 

I'd have been interested in knowing that before I went over Europe a few
years back. I'll probably send these folk an e-mail anyway.

Chile's a bit too earthquakey for me

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I imagine anything involving feet, bicycles, bikes or "RV's" were targets.

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19