Bikes in vans?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Eiron, Nov 10, 2009.

  1. Eiron

    Eiron Guest

    What's the best way to hold a bike in a Transit van?
    I could knock up a frame out of old wood to hold the wheels
    with some hooks for the tie-down straps.
     
    Eiron, Nov 10, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    Get it into the left hand side with the front wheel into the corner, ratchet
    strap it down over the frame, front wheel & back wheel to stop is sliding.
    Dead easy & wont move unless you go off roading.

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    Nige,

    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
     
    Nige, Nov 10, 2009
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    IIRK it just takes a bottle of cheap cider and piece of old carpet and you
    don't need to tie her down, unless you're into the sort of thing...
     
    Dave Emerson, Nov 10, 2009
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    Nige Guest

    Fucking hell, we aren't that posh as to have side doors :)

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    Nige,

    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
     
    Nige, Nov 10, 2009
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    72degrees Guest

    I'll never forget the trip to Scotland to do the Scottish Motorcycle
    show and collect the Nordwest engined Saturno I had just bought. I had
    just the Nordwest on the way up and that plus the Norturno to come
    back. In my ignorance i thought a tail-lift Luton van might make the
    job of loading and unloading easier, particularly once home. To my
    horror, on collecting the vehicle from the really pikey but very cheap
    hire place, I found the van had very few convenient tie down points
    except the sort of rails used in furniture vans. TBF it was really
    meant for short haul small furniture van duties. With the aid of a
    couple of old camping mattresses and some straps without hooks I
    managed to lash the Nordie in place and set off for Edinburgh.

    That's when I discovered that it really was meant just for short haul.
    The bastard thing was limited to 60 flat out with a following wind.
    Some kind of mechanical limit on the diesels injection pump I suspect.
    It made for a big overshoot of my ETA. Coming back after the show
    packed up late Sunday afternoon was slightly better because there was
    little traffic. I even managed to overtake a lorry on the A74 (pre
    motorway then) - though it took an inordinate distance to achieve and
    I was thankful for the 'you are clear to pull in' flashed lights of
    the HGV. The clutch was also heavier than some kind of gym leg
    exercise machine. I had groin strain by the time I finally got home in
    the early hours.

    A trailer and estate car fulfills my competition bike transport
    requirments (including sleeping).
     
    72degrees, Nov 10, 2009
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    72degrees Guest

    Now you tell me. No UKRM FOAK to consult then.
    Tell me about it.
    The next time I hired a van I got a VW 2.5 TDi job, which was a much
    better option - except for loading. Unloading was gravity assisted. If
    I ever do get a van for the hill climb circus, in my dotage and the
    lad's prime, I will go for something that can be fitted out with
    rudimentary sleeping quarters and brew/fry up facilities. Lots of
    innovative internal design approaches to be seen in the paddock at
    most meetings.
     
    72degrees, Nov 10, 2009
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    Domenec Guest

    Beer? :eek:)

    Two mates (he and she, on R1 and R6) had a camping-racing van. As they
    both were sort of hobbit-sized (below 1.65m) they managed to put a bed
    right behind the driver seat and then leave place for the two bikes.
    Class.

    Google, however, returns some odd results for camping bike van:
    http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kout2nQCb01qzjbhso1_500.jpg

    BTW, I recently received a printed Haynes manual for my shite old car
    and in the back cover there was some build your camper van manual ad
    porn.
     
    Domenec, Nov 10, 2009
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    Eiron Guest

    You mean you will buy a motorhome/campervan?
     
    Eiron, Nov 10, 2009
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    platypus Guest

    ....conveniently placed for surreptitious fuelling through the side door.
     
    platypus, Nov 10, 2009
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    platypus Guest

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=117677
     
    platypus, Nov 10, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Certainly not the way I tied down a bike in a mate's trailer. I cranked down
    (just a smal amount) on the ratchet strap and "Bang", bike pops a hole in
    the trailer floor.

    Cheap shit plywood floors are useless in a bike trailer.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Nov 10, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    Beav, Nov 10, 2009
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    Beav Guest

    **** me, the human snail.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Nov 10, 2009
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    platypus Guest

    platypus, Nov 10, 2009
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    Domenec Guest

    He/she can **** her/himself?
     
    Domenec, Nov 10, 2009
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    72degrees Guest

    Only if it can carry two bikes *inside* with easy loading. I did the
    camper van with trailer thing for four years. OK, but subject to the
    usual towing constraints. Other than a winnebago type vehicle, a
    suitably converted large van with bike storage/workshop plus
    arrangements for sleeping and cooking is the preferred option. Oh and
    before you say a tent, BTDTGTTS. I need my comfort these days.
     
    72degrees, Nov 10, 2009
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    crn Guest

    Horse box.
    People space at the front, ramp access at the back, plenty of room
    for bikes, tools and junk.
     
    crn, Nov 10, 2009
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    Jim Guest

    Twin axle box trailer would be far cheaper - more room as well. And less
    likely to have been covered in horse shit.
     
    Jim, Nov 10, 2009
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    suer Guest

    Borrow a horsetrailer.

    My Vstrom fitted nicely to one side of the centre partition on a horse
    trailer last Saturday morning after I dropped it in the carpark Friday
    night and broke the clutch lever off. Couple of bungees, job done. No
    horsepoo either.

    Tip: if you drop your bike and the clutch lever breaks off, don't call
    the AA and tell them you dropped it as they'll class it as an "accident"
    and tell you it costs ?102 to have it taken home. To get it home free
    by the AA, the clutch lever breakage has to be a "breakdown".

    (I know that now for next time). Still, 20 quid taxi ride home Fri and
    a fiver's diesel for towing the trailer Sat morning is better than ?102.
     
    suer, Nov 10, 2009
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    davethedave Guest

    Oh yes! Sprinters are the way forward.
     
    davethedave, Nov 10, 2009
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