Bile Alarms...

On the bike, I got this alarm installed (as you do). But it's not a
normal alarm. If I lose the fob or it gets knackered, there's a fairly
complicated procedure with a four figure code (counting beeps) that'll
enable me to get the bike running.

It's also got an anti-bike jacking feature (If someone nicks the bike,
and as long as I've got the remote, I can set off the alarm).

Nice. I hope I never have to use the code nor the bike jacking
facility.

Oh, it's called a banshee, if you're interested.

http://www.ica-security.com/public/BANSHEE-VS-7-2F-contre-le-bike

In French, obv.

 

Cab wrote:

Abnormal conditions associated with bile

The cholesterol contained in bile will occasionally accrete into lumps in
the gall bladder, forming gallstones.
After excessive consumption of alcohol, a person's vomit may be yellow. The
yellow component is bile.
In the absence of bile, fats become indigestible and are instead excreted in
feces, a condition called steatorrhea. Feces lack their characteristic brown
colour and instead are white or grey, and greasy. Steatorrhea can lead to
deficiencies in essential fatty acids and fat-soluble vitamins. In addition,
past the small intestine (which is normally responsible for absorbing fat
from food) the gastrointestinal tract and gut flora are not adapted to
processing fats, leading to problems in the distal parts of the intestine.

HTH

 

Are such alarms mandatory for bike owners who live in Gaul?


Geo

 

On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:14:04 +0000, "Cab"
<> squeezed out the
following:

Worried by how much bile there is in ukrm? Tired of looking for the
perfect bile alarm? Follow Cab's free solution. Simply killfile des.
YKIMS.

 

Cab wrote:

<snip bile>

I've got a spare spleen vent if that's any good to you.

 

Only those who keep leaving their bikes on the street when they get
bladdered.


--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

the spelling of "grey" and "colour" in the above suggests british english,
but it uses the american spelling of "faeces" and "steatorrhoea". is it
from a twelve-year-old's cribbed homework?

 

Wikipedia, so, probably.

 

Fucking hell, alright, alright. I screwed up with the spelling. I also
almost posted it to a NG which shouldn't have got it too. Thank **** I
run my own server and got to that one error in time.

 

Here we go...

 

Gives them the opportunity to vent their spleen though.

Phil

 

According to EEC regs they should not be vented [1], they should be
connected to the left[2] nostril via a rubber hose to force recirculation.

[1] Unless they date from before 1980, when they are exempt.
[2] Right nostril after 2002.

 

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=54771&dict=CALD

D.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ With bikes like these, I think you're unlikely
to.

 

If he were in sunny Harlow then the TDR would last 0.0000000001 secs
before the gyppos here had it away.

 

FUnnily enough, I couldn't insure the Z without this type of alarm.

The TDR ain't mine anyway and is on a long term loan.

 

It's all right; I think you duct that one.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your shiter."