Bit of T-Cut and it'll be like new

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Oct 29, 2008.

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  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    In my youth we used to do all the village discos around the area on a
    Saturday night, sometimes 3 up on whatever bike we had. One of the
    better discos was in a tiny place called Haynes about 7 miles from
    where I grew up, because there was a really posh girl's boarding school
    on the edge of the village. Somehow a few of the older girls always
    managed used to sneak out on disco night and there was a place in the
    village we used to meet up with them for a bit of a biology practical.

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    Lozzo
    SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer
    Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL.
    and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
    I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill
     
    Lozzo, Oct 30, 2008
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    We know a song about that...
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 31, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    I had the considerable pleasure of tupping the daughter of the Provost of
    Clydebank. Daddy was a notable member of the Order of Hibernia too. It was
    kind of an extension of the fight against the Catholic Hordes but she
    certainly fitted the above description admirably.
     
    Hog, Oct 31, 2008
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  4. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Hog wrote:

    For 7 years I lived with a Parochial Church Councillor, she was far
    from sweet and innocent.

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    Lozzo
    SV650S K5, CBR600F-W, SR250 SpazzTrakka, SR250 Project SpazzCaffer
    Ford Maverick 2.7 litre 4x4 Turbonutterbastard with VTOL.
    and a shit load more 2-wheeled junk in the garage
    I believe in free speech, but I still have to pay my phone bill
     
    Lozzo, Oct 31, 2008
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    Pip Guest

    In my (much) younger day I had the pleasure of a Jehovah's Witness.
    It was 'interesting', introducing her to the 'outside world'.
     
    Pip, Nov 1, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    One assumes she didn't swallow though
     
    Hog, Nov 3, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    according to the rules, giving them one up the gary is less of a sin
    than normal fornication. Just a little something to remember.
     
    darsy, Nov 3, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy
    And if you're a priest, and the target is an under-age boy, it's not a
    sin at all.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 3, 2008
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    darsy Guest

    they categorise it as a "crime", rather than a sin.
     
    darsy, Nov 3, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    Maybe that's why I've had success with religious women
     
    Lozzo, Nov 3, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    <thinks>
    deletes
    <thinks>
    deletes
     
    Hog, Nov 4, 2008
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    Spete Guest

    One would assume she would, spilt seeds and such
     
    Spete, Nov 9, 2008
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