Blade on ebay

Well lets give it a go selling the Blade on Ebay.

Item 120239149559

Alan

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQitemZ120239149559

 

I think you're making a very big mistake not using actually
photographs of the bike. It makes it look like a scam.

Secondly, does your Blade have the carbon fibre accessories shown in
this picture? I thought they were optional extras.

 

Your right, I ought to use my own pics, when it stops raining I will wheel
it outside
and take some, thanks for the advice.

Alan

 

Much appreciated, thanks

Alan

 

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http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/207577/images/hondawinner.JPG

"Honda launch ¾ size VFR"

 

I'm finding it hard to understand this bit - "should the reserve not
be met then you never know I might just sell it to the highest
bidder".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cane

So what we're saying here is that the actual bike looks nothing like the
auction picture? Hmmm...

 

Second para, first punctuation mark should be a question-mark rather
than a comma.

 

FFS, just sell it to Cane for 7k. It's more than you'll get
for it on ebay, will save you a few hundred in auction fees and
a whole load of time and hassle dealing with numpties.

Plus you wouldn't have to post pics of yourself on here so
we can take the piss.

 

Just put three pics on taken outside of the actual bike, then it started
raining again.

Alan

 

Correct, another reason for getting the Sprint ST.

Alan

 

Was it the correct use of the subjunctive mood that confused you?

 

Cane is not having it for 7k, the dealer offered me more than that,
and besides, people have been taking the piss out me for years,
a little more wont matter.

If one gives it, one shoud take it.

Alan

 

I'm always confused, subjunctive or not.

Alan

 

I don't think it will make on ebay what the dealer offered you.
You'll also have to pay the ebay charges, and on 7k it will
be a couple of hundred quid by the time you've added all the
fees together?

But good luck anyway, you seem to have plenty!

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQitemZ120239149559

Aha, so it doesn't have a hugger or seat cowl.

Looks fucking gorgeous ;-)

 

It's comments like that that remind me how early I left school.

 

Talking of which. Are the fucking great big chicken strips included?

 

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