blatant advert - anyone want a BMW520i

I'm selling my old (G reg) BMW 520i

I'm looking for £600 for it

 

Well, fucking whoopie. A few more details, not the least of which should
be your location, might make selling it a bit easier.

 

In message

Yes they might


Sunny Watford
A bit tatty
red
147,000 miles
gearbox a bit noisy (but always has been)
battery 12 months old
clutch 2 years old
good tyres

I wouldn't make a salesman would I ?

 

Not 'millimetric' then?

 

Oh, I don't know it depends on how bad it *really* is.

You've shown what could be assumed to be a decent amount of discosure,
enough for someone to think "what an honest bloke". Of course, what
they don't realise is this is only the tip of the iceberg.

It is, of course, a complete pile of shite and you are hoping we won't
look hard because you're honest and "a crap salesman".

I've got your fucking card marked boy.

 

Well it still goes (if you push hard enough)

 

geoff wrote:
: In message <>,
: writes
::
::: Sunny Watford
::: A bit tatty
::: red
::: 147,000 miles
::: gearbox a bit noisy (but always has been)
::: battery 12 months old
::: clutch 2 years old
::: good tyres
:::
::: I wouldn't make a salesman would I ?
::
:: Oh, I don't know it depends on how bad it *really* is.
::
:: You've shown what could be assumed to be a decent amount of
:: discosure, enough for someone to think "what an honest bloke". Of
:: course, what they don't realise is this is only the tip of the
:: iceberg.
::
:: It is, of course, a complete pile of shite and you are hoping we
:: won't look hard because you're honest and "a crap salesman".
::
:: I've got your fucking card marked boy.
:
: Well it still goes (if you push hard enough)

I'll give you fifty quid for it, and will collect.

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