Blimey, it's only a game

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8036367.stm
Dead fan blows hot and cold.

 

"The 3ft (one metre) tall, 30kg (65lbs) humans ..."

No wonder people find metric and imperial confusing.

 

The septics take great delight in reminding me that the UK buys it's
fuel in litres, measures it's speed in miles but calculates fuel economy
in miles per gallon. Buys deli products in kilos, but still has a double
quarter pounder with cheese, drinks 2 litres of coke but a pint each of
milk and beer.

 

Milk's sold in multiples of 500ml these days.

Do they mention anything about our teeth, the queen or "the gap" ?

 

Point them at the variety of fasteners on a Harley.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

I heard the odious Michael Savage ranting at the equally odious Jacqui
Smith this evening. He was unable to resist the obvious "dental care"
jibe.

I look forward to that court case in most respects.

Other than having to pay the ****'s costs when the stupid bitch loses,
that is.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

There are advantages too, for instance we can buy hats other than ten
gallon.

 

Have you seen his teeth? Hardly anything to be proud of..

Phil

 

you can always get your own back on them with a simple apostrophe flame.