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Yesterday there was a familiar curry smell coming from the bike as I rode to
work. The last time this occurred was when the radiator was leaking coolant
onto the exhaust. This time it looks like it's leaking from around the
coolant pump. I hope it's just a split hose or corroded jubilee clip. It
does look fucking corroded around there, but then I've been riding
throughout the cold weather.

Without bad luck I'd have no luck at all.

That is all.

 

You should use Sharwoods.

 

Shaslik in the carbs?

 

Cumin in the tank.

 

that's no way to speak about your missus!

 

Would that be less than the 650ukp it'll cost me to replace the heat
exchanger including fixings and labour?

 

Sure: Sainos have Sharwoords on 3-for-2 at the moment. Plenty bargain.

 

Bengal grinder

 

UKRM ain't what it used to be. Normally it would take 4 or 5 replies like
'wank in the exhaust' before some pissed up **** came in with a lame one.

I hope you're fucking proud of yourself.

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never was. Never will be.

pissed up? Even I'm not drunk at this time of the day.

always.

 

Gixer Phall

 

Rice burner.

 

**** off Chav. Everybody knows that Pataks is a better product. Besides, you
buy curry sauce in *tins* ?

 

If you _must_ buy pre-made sauces, then Geeta's.

 

I like Geeta's chutney's but not the sauce. And Pataks always tastes
full of chemicals. Sharwoods are bland. If you /had/ to choose a pre-
made sauce - and it pains me to say it - then you could do a lot worse
than Lloyd Grossman's.

But of course, always best to start from scratch. Or call up your
local carry-out if you can't be fucked.

 

Ah it's not only me, it went in the bin.

 

Or just buy a ready-meal from Sainsburys. Gulam Noon's finest.

 

Yeah, good call - Noon's stuff is actually pretty good.

 

They're certainly better than any curry I've ever managed to cook.

 

You are close enough to attend Bear Cook School